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keg in kc 04-15-2014 04:21 PM
Heh.

BigCatDaddy 04-15-2014 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10563826)
Chiefsplanet is by far the worst place ever for this advice, you have a bunch of dudes who gave into the first slice of pussy that was offered up as a reward for their baby batter and half of the 30,000 salary. So now their wives are fat and they are balding so they grow a goatee and talk about how much puss they got back in the day, when it is obvious that their wives (between their fat pussies making farting sounds) hold all the keys to their pathetic lives. Don't worry...there is still church, casinos, and the chiefs to distract you from your life. Enjoy your heart attack...we will set up a white cross for you at the side of I-70.
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Pasta Little Brioni 04-15-2014 05:25 PM
This thread delivers! Top one on CP.

ThaVirus 04-15-2014 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by NewChief (Post 10563839)
One thing I would recommend is to keep your texts short and snappy to begin with. Large text blocks are boring (and this kills me to say, because I'm an English major) and convey the message that you might be trying too hard.
This is right, even as absurd as it sounds when you actually think about it for a second. By writing a thoughtful paragraph or two in an effort to get to know someone on a personal level, you may come off as trying too hard. In the dating game, shit rarely ever makes sense...

Buck 04-15-2014 07:01 PM
I'm about to be single again. I told my girl I didn't want to hang out yesterday because I was busy running errands (she called out sick from work). Now she's guilt tripping me about not asking how she was doing or wanting to see her (I didn't even know she called out of work, she texted me asking if she could come over).

So yeah. So over this shit.

Hammock Parties 04-15-2014 07:20 PM
Stop being a drama queen and go nestle yourself in her loving folds.

Eureka 04-15-2014 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10563826)
Chiefsplanet is by far the worst place ever for this advice, you have a bunch of dudes who gave into the first slice of pussy that was offered up as a reward for their baby batter and half of the 30,000 salary. So now their wives are fat and they are balding so they grow a goatee and talk about how much puss they got back in the day, when it is obvious that their wives (between their fat pussies making farting sounds) hold all the keys to their pathetic lives. Don't worry...there is still church, casinos, and the chiefs to distract you from your life. Enjoy your heart attack...we will set up a white cross for you at the side of I-70.
I'm a single guy in my early thirties who has his shit together! Im not fat and I have no goatee either. Didn't knock up the first puss that came along. Maybe I'm the exception?

I tried a dating site just for fun because of this thread. I generally have no problems talkin with the ladies so Internet dating was just another source.

This thread has been entertaining! Thanks ya'll

Eureka 04-15-2014 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10564822)
I'm about to be single again. I told my girl I didn't want to hang out yesterday because I was busy running errands (she called out sick from work). Now she's guilt tripping me about not asking how she was doing or wanting to see her (I didn't even know she called out of work, she texted me asking if she could come over).

So yeah. So over this shit.
Just end it now!! Your feelings aren't going to magically change.

Always pull the bandaid off fast.

keg in kc 04-15-2014 07:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 10564951)
I'm a single guy in my early thirties who has his shit together! Im not fat and I have no goatee either. Didn't knock up the first puss that came along. Maybe I'm the exception?
Nah, you sound like the all rest of us. Assuming you have a 10" dick, a 9" tongue, run a 4.2 forty, throw a 104 mph fastball, can bench 350 left handed, cured cancer while resolving the theory of everything and like puppies.

If you're missing any of that, though, then yes, you're the exception!

Canofbier 04-15-2014 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10564822)
I'm about to be single again. I told my girl I didn't want to hang out yesterday because I was busy running errands (she called out sick from work). Now she's guilt tripping me about not asking how she was doing or wanting to see her (I didn't even know she called out of work, she texted me asking if she could come over).

So yeah. So over this shit.
I don't know you or your situation beyond what I see on this board, but the impression I get: you're either being unreasonable or you're continuously dating unstable women with low self-esteem.

Either start dating women that have their shit together (easier said than done) and/or get your shit together yourself. If you're only dating these girls because they're easy, you have zero right to complain.

Eureka 04-15-2014 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 10564974)
Nah, you sound like the all rest of us. Assuming you have a 10" dick, a 9" tongue, run a 4.2 forty, throw a 104 mph fastball, can bench 350 left handed, cured cancer while resolving the theory of everything and like puppies.

If you're missing any of that, though, then yes, you're the exception!
Did you copy&paste that from a woman's profile from a dating site?

Buck 04-15-2014 09:24 PM
I need to start being more realistic when I start a relationship. I always act abnormally to impress women, and then the true me comes out and shit goes downhill. Gotta stop fronting if I want to find something long term, but maybe that's not what I want. I miss the exciting honeymoon feeling.

Hammock Parties 04-15-2014 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Buck (Post 10565267)
I need to start being more realistic when I start a relationship. I always act abnormally to impress women, and then the true me comes out and shit goes downhill. Gotta stop fronting if I want to find something long term, but maybe that's not what I want. I miss the exciting honeymoon feeling.
Here's the issue, though. With some girls, if you don't try to impress them early they bail. I've gotten paranoid about it because now I feel like girls are completely bored if you just do the standard "let's have a drink and chat" on a first date.

KCGal 04-15-2014 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by KCGal (Post 10128088)
Went on my first match.com date last night. The only glaring flaw is the guy is a KU fan, otherwise I had such a good time.
Me and my guy are still going strong. I joined Match on Sunday, we went out that Saturday on our first date and we've been together ever since. Best thing I ever did.

keg in kc 04-15-2014 09:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Eureka (Post 10565095)
Did you copy&paste that from a woman's profile from a dating site?
Nah, just refreshing the old meme about your average chiefsplanet poster.


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