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GordonGekko 04-16-2014 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566377)
As long as she keeps on taking my endless bread stick a tossed salad can get thrown in somewhere I guess
nice

luv 04-16-2014 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566275)
OK so I'm getting a divorce and just getting back on the dating scene..A girl who I have known all my life and was good friends with took me out and we had a great night and have hung out every night since then..about a week..except last night..she texts me and the following was our conversation

Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great
Wow. My response would have been, "Great! When are you picking me up?"

GordonGekko 04-16-2014 12:14 PM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566275)

Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great
This is exactly why I hate texting/texting relationships.

I think you took the whore comment too literally, and then this pissed her off and she wouldn't acknowledge the joke?

You should have just left her hanging after the whore comment. She would have come back and apologized, I guarantee it.

TLO 04-16-2014 12:14 PM
Is there a way to try Match.com for free? How about E-Harmony? I'm tired of meeting these girls that have no job, no car, etc. And the rate of " I"M COUNTRY" people who like muddin, and fishen, and BIG OL PICK UM UP TRUCKS! HEPR A DERP, is pissing me off.

OkCupid blows.

POF blows harder.

luv 04-16-2014 12:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10566418)
Is there a way to try Match.com for free? How about E-Harmony? I'm tired of meeting these girls that have no job, no car, etc. And the rate of " I"M COUNTRY" people who like muddin, and fishen, and BIG OL PICK UM UP TRUCKS! HEPR A DERP, is pissing me off.

OkCupid blows.

POF blows harder.
Well, when you're too cheap to pay for a dating site, those are the kinds of girls you get. :p

GordonGekko 04-16-2014 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10566418)
Is there a way to try Match.com for free? How about E-Harmony? I'm tired of meeting these girls that have no job, no car, etc. And the rate of " I"M COUNTRY" people who like muddin, and fishen, and BIG OL PICK UM UP TRUCKS! HEPR A DERP, is pissing me off.

OkCupid blows.

POF blows harder.
I was going to say OkCupid. I met a couple chicks through it that definitely had their shit together.

Also, in OkCupid, just look to see in their profile if they have a job first. Easy.

ghak99 04-16-2014 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by mac459 (Post 10566275)
OK so I'm getting a divorce and just getting back on the dating scene..A girl who I have known all my life and was good friends with took me out and we had a great night and have hung out every night since then..about a week..except last night..she texts me and the following was our conversation

Her- I am wanting Olive Garden

Me- I'm going to get Olive Garden this weekend

Her- have fun with whatever nasty whore you are taking

Me- where did that come from

Her- what

Me- where did the whore comment come from

Her- well you won't have the kids and I'm not going so I'm sure you will call some whore but don't worry I won't throw stuff in your face like you

Me- um what in the **** are you talking about

Her- you are an asshole

Me- well better to be an asshole than crazy..sooooo yeah..If you would leave me alone that would be great
LMAO

This is why a lot of good guys just stay single.

I normally don't even give the outbreaks of crazy a response. Three hours later you get the "I'm sorry" or a phone call. Crazy bitches. :shake:

TLO 04-16-2014 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by GordonGekko (Post 10566427)
I was going to say OkCupid. I met a couple chicks through it that definitely had their shit together.

Also, in OkCupid, just look to see in their profile if they have a job first. Easy.
I've been duped though. Last night I met up with a girl... her profile says she has a job, but once we meet up, she tells me that she recently quit, and doesn't want to get another one for a while.

I'm like WTF.

TLO 04-16-2014 12:34 PM
And I'm concerned that if I pay for Match.com, I'll have similar results. :(

Demonpenz 04-16-2014 12:39 PM
The **** do you need an online dating site. Go out and get real skills with real girls. Use that time and energy actually making yourself better. You will spend hours and hours with lame ass chicks on okcupid when you could be sculpting yourself to be a man.

Discuss Thrower 04-16-2014 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower (Post 10566380)
Do you know what they make you do in County???
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ghak99 04-16-2014 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10566446)
I've been duped though. Last night I met up with a girl... her profile says she has a job, but once we meet up, she tells me that she recently quit, and doesn't want to get another one for a while.

I'm like WTF.
You should have asked her to pick up half the tab just to see how it went over.

KCGal 04-16-2014 01:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 10566468)
And I'm concerned that if I pay for Match.com, I'll have similar results. :(
After my success some of my friends got on - I think match and/or eharmony. They have jobs. :) I know 1 of them is talking to 2 really good guys right now. When you aren't meeting single people it is just a no-brainier to sign up and at least expand the possibilities.

Hammock Parties 04-16-2014 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Demonpenz (Post 10566194)
You should have a life so great that girls are trying to win your attention.
Sorry, I'm just not a very interesting or exciting person. On my day off I went to Winstead's and saw The Grand Budapest Hotel. I did bike to Winstead's, though. And posted about it on the internet. Please date me!

Perineum Ripper 04-16-2014 01:02 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 10566416)
Wow. My response would have been, "Great! When are you picking me up?"
That was kind of the response I was going for..maybe I should of just asked her if she wanted to go but even tho I didn't I don't think the response I got was right


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