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Delano 03-06-2009 04:21 PM
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Originally Posted by shirtsleeve (Post 5561539)
Assuming he wants to revisit the situation, a 14 year old in the next room can kinda put a big non-wet blanket on the situation. Besides, the other one sounds like she could give him the ride of his life!
That won't take much. She could act like a dead fish and be the ride of his life.

PunkinDrublic 03-06-2009 04:23 PM
Claythan I mean this with all sincerity although I doubt you would ever take me up on it. Next time your in Dallas I'm willing to take you down to one of the local rub and tugs on Harry Hines blvd and pay for you to get some poon.

The offer is on the table.

shirtsleeve 03-06-2009 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5561542)
That won't take much. She could act like a dead fish and be the ride of his life.
As long as she doesn't smell that way, its all good I guess.

Katipan 03-06-2009 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5561529)
She was more of a cow, but I digress.
aww baby. Her finger was too big?

keg in kc 03-06-2009 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561561)
aww baby. Her finger was too big?
I find that question udderly offensive.

Saccopoo 03-06-2009 04:37 PM
Holy shit.

Are you kidding?

Why are you even posting this crap on the board? If you want to have sex, go and have sex with either one, both or none at all. It's just sex. It's not like it's something important or anything. I mean, seriously. And asking THIS board to choose someone you want to have sex with? And for your first time?

Jesus christ, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

ToxSocks 03-06-2009 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Saccogoo (Post 5561579)
Holy shit.

Are you kidding?

Why are you even posting this crap on the board? If you want to have sex, go and have sex with either one, both or none at all. It's just sex. It's not like it's something important or anything. I mean, seriously. And asking THIS board to choose someone you want to have sex with? And for your first time?

Jesus christ, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Puttin' the pussy on a pedestal. I honestly think he doesn't have sex because he enjoys the attention he gets from NOT having sex and then posting about it on the boards.

Maybe he even gets of on the anticipation. Strange kid.

ToxSocks 03-06-2009 04:44 PM
FWIW, do the Mexican. she's close by, so if it turns out horrible you can quickly get home and not have to think about it. If it's good you can sneak out of your mommy's house and get some snatch every night.

Delano 03-06-2009 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 5561589)
FWIW, do the Mexican. she's close by, so if it turns out horrible you can quickly get home and not have to think about it. If it's good you can sneak out of your mommy's house and get some snatch every night.
Well he wouldn't have to worry about the kid if he didn't live in his parents' basement.

Pioli Zombie 03-06-2009 05:26 PM
Its not about shit stained balls. It about love. Its about connection. Not the rusty trombone and dirty sanchez.
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keg in kc 03-06-2009 05:32 PM
No, it's about sex. The rest of that crap just loses you half of everything you own.

shirtsleeve 03-06-2009 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pioli Zombie (Post 5561662)
Its not about shit stained balls. It about love. Its about connection. Not the rusty trombone and dirty sanchez.
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Rainbow kisses then?:shrug:

Valiant 03-06-2009 06:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 5561585)
Puttin' the pussy on a pedestal. I honestly think he doesn't have sex because he enjoys the attention he gets from NOT having sex and then posting about it on the boards.

Maybe he even gets of on the anticipation. Strange kid.
Yeah I know an attention whore like that here in KC but on more epic scale.. She was in in Pitch Weekly even stating she still has her virginity, which is lies.. But it does give her tons of attention, too bad she sings in such a horrible band..

Midnight_Vulture 03-06-2009 06:25 PM
Either way its a win win situation. I would do them both but probably lose my V card to the mexican women.

You are an effin pimp Claythan!

teedubya 03-06-2009 06:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Katipan (Post 5561147)
Like chewed up Grape Bubbalicious.
I don't know what this is reference too, but I got a meat curtains visual...


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