Yeah.

I like to make jokes and seem funny but honestly no one really listens to women...

I love it when they think they have a captive audience lying in bed because you're just waiting for them to be done talking so you can get some. Cracks me up. I'll doze off and then she wakes me up and says she needs to stop talking. Talks another 45 minutes. Doze off. Then she wakes me up to talk some more. Pure crazy. I should have a talk with her about that on a night where sex is unlikely.

That just seems pointless and absurd...

Oh no. There's a point. She'll get mad and turn over, pretending she's asleep. You have much to learn, Bradley.

Just Brad.

And my wife no longer falls for the "involuntary turn-over."

I just want to make it clear to everyone that I am NOT Phobia's wife. Just so everyone knows....

Meanwhile...

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This is correct. She is moderately tolerable due to her mouth and vagina. You? Not so much...

Oooh. I would listen to her talk for 45 minutes.

Not even close. Lynch, and they follow that up with the kid they drafted last year. Turbin. We have gore, who is old as ****, then Kendall hunter is COMING off a serious injury, Lemichael James, who is tiny, and Marcus Lattimore, who isn't going to play this year.

There is nothing except the linebackers, that I feel the 49ers have better than the seahawks. Well, other than the oline. The seahawks are stacked, and the rams are just as stacked. People just don't realize it because of Bradford....

You wouldn't believe it...but I probably spend 90% of my cumulative social interactions with people (not on CP or other boards) being the listener. I know what you go through Klost-Doggie-Dogg.

tl;dr

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:spock: so?