simply red just sent me this

prayers up

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Not exactly the way I wanted to hear from Simply Red but glad he is pooping well.

That is hilarious! ROFL 🤣

I poop pretty regularly almost every day of the week.

But every Saturday morning for breakfast I have bacon, eggs and toast...within 30 minutes it is usually run to the bathroom time and release the hounds!

No. I'm NOT pooping well. I've been trying out these fiber capsules and I've been shitting nothing but rabbit turds.

I can still shit my pants better than Cotton Eyed Joe, all it takes is one big squat

If you'd just do Balance of Nature, and Immuno 150 you'd probably live forever

Elmer Heinrich and Kathie Lee Gifford can't be wrong, take those supplements or die a certain death you old geezers

BIG DADDY's wife hours after his peace loving & gentle pitbull eats him alive.

drinking enough water? stuff like that will actually make you constipated if you aren't drinking enough water. I believe I remember learning that somewhere.

Good lord!

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Damn they shit a baseball bat.

Footlong clean breaker sidekick now at Subway! Shit fresh

Ever since I changed to a low carb diet, my poops have been amazing. The only downside is, I've been clogging the bowl like never before. I'm glad I hung on to my closet augger when I retired.

Coffee. I always thought people exaggerated but good lord did it cause a shitonic shift

one of the meds i use to take made my shit uncontrollable. I shit 6+ times a day but never knew when. More than once I was in the middle of a conversation and would just shit myself. Had the joy of sleeping on a plastic mattress because I literally shit the bed every night. I quit taking that shit and just lied to my wife and docs. "oh HayWire, your body just got adjusted to the medicine"....sure, we'll go with that.

I just pour it down the sink when no one is looking. It was a horrible existance for a while.

Now im pooping like a champ again.