RUNS!!!

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Chris Young...

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Then throw it at his head.

He's just obnoxious.

Like Billay level obnoxious.

whew. Need some runs right now.

Need some frenzy hitting.

way to get us going to start after rain delay ahole

Way to work the count, Rios. Jesus.

Hell of first career playoff ab Rios

Random sequencing hitting needed.

I'd be fine if Alex Rios never played another ****ing inning for the rest of the postseason.

There's no way Dyson isn't better in all phases of the game than Rios.

Could we make it any ****ing easier on this pitcher?

CoMo isn't even online. If he creates another game thread, I'm deleting it and ending his thread starting privs for the playoffs.

And nevermind. Just swing at the first pitch.

We should all work on getting him into the red so he has a nice surprise when he logs back on.

He hit the showers early