Hmm yeah I hope so.

I agree with everything but the last. The Chiefs were never in the game. We had no way of knowing it at the time, but it was over in the first quarter. The team showed absolutely nothing on offense that would make anybody think they could muster up even a single touchdown. Maybe there was some lingering optimism from last week's fluke comeback or something, but this game was not competitive in any way, shape or form. Texas won playing their style of (boring...) ball and we just rolled over. The score appearing close was a mirage. We had zero chance.

ROFL That could be as well, I was watching that thinking WTF do we have here?

I tried about 6 or 7, most of them from reddit. A couple from kodi.

No offense, but whomever posted the one in this game thread. I've never seen such an abortion of a stream. It was like one of those 90s rap videos where the entire video and audio stuttered like a record scratching.

Zizz-zuh zipp zipp, Alex Smi-Smi-Smi-Smi-Smith, . . . and incom-com-com-com-com-com-com-com.

They were in it until Morse ****ed up that snap. From there the Chiefs were on lifesupport and the Texans couldn't yank out the cord until the final FG drive.

If we only had Santos in this game.

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If we don't pull a miracle and beat the Jets we are going 1-4. Pitt is a loss hand down.

I've had the Texans as the next big thing for a while now. Having a running game and another receiver to take pressure off Hopkins is huge. The DL is ready to rape.

I hoped we would escape with a Houdini win, but pictured something involving a late failure within a TD at best.

Come back to how you felt about this game in a month when the Texans have slapped a few more teams around and reconsider.

A lot of us moving the ball late was the opposition bleeding the game right, like the Bolts tried and failed. They play every down full on, and it could have been a bloodbath.

We face them again in the offseason, and we'll need;

HFA,
the defense with Houston raping Osw,
and a couple big STs plays.

No brainer. After that:

Saints - might give up 50

@ Colts - could give up another fiddy (like that playoff game)

vs Jaguars - a WIN?! granted, opponent will once again have a better QB, will rely on luck

@ Panthers - ROFLROFLROFL

Not a problem.

Not a problem.

Not a problem.

Not a problem.

Chiefs, 3 fumbles - all 3 lost... Not a problem

our running game was indeed better than theirs today

Hopkins had 7 receptions for 113 yards and a TD. Fuller had 104 yards. That isn't "getting some numbers"... that is two receivers hitting us for over 100 yards each. That is bad. Really bad. but not a problem.

Not whining at all. I'm at peace with what this team is. I just stopped trying to convince myself that they are better than they actually are a while ago. All those things above though... big problems.

You are absolutely right though... there are 14 games left and the team and it is completely possible that they get their shit together so I'm not in a panic. That said... they look like shit right now.

/edit - insert sarcasm font for all the Not a problem responses above

I don't disagree in principle but I also don't think they'll be slapping anybody around with osweiler at quarterback or Bill O'Brien at the reigns. They'll get ugly wins like today, but the quarterback play and the playcalling will keep them from really contending with anyone outside their own division. We should be able to beat a team like that, or at least be competitive on the road.

We have some kind of issue preparing early in the season. This is two years now, that's a trend in my book.

No, I mean what's his current handle?

I thought maybe he pulled a hammy. Really hope that's not the case.

Dagnabit

Please take the bet and make it a one year self ban Lzen. This twerp needs to just go away, and when the Chiefs are no worse than 3-2, he will be gone.

Feel free to join in. Don't rely on someone else you pussy. You and I can take the bet.

Ok, does anyone know his history? Has he ever been part of a bet like that? Just wanna make sure that the bet is honored.

Can I get a piece of this action?




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Smellway (aka Claynus) 1-0 on thread starts in 2016

Simply Red 0-1 on thread starts in 2016

WTF?

Hmmm. What happened? Did JJ just dominate your line? Did this Texans defense shut down your whole offense?
What happened?

We just weren't ready to play.

Bad passes
Dropped passes
Guys tripping over the turf just as they were about to make a play
Shaky secondary
Dline was MIA
stupid penalties
Bullshit penalties by Refs
Reid's shitty playcalling
Berry looks like he's still pissed about contract

Hey ... at least Dee Ford played decent

My Texans whipped your boys. Just admit it.

We will take a playoff raping over a regular season loss every time.

Thanksbye.

LMAO Hey nice job! Looked a lot better than earlier this year, didn't ya? ;) 30-0. When it REALLY counted.

Not good enough. You lost. Period.

While the D did quite the job considering the shitty things the O did, it would be nice to have a 100% Hali and and Houston playing. I hope we see it again, but I have my doubts we will. Hell, we don't get Houston back until November, so that's a lot of time for Hali to suffer another injury. It's just not helpful is all I'm saying.

We're 2-1 in your house over the last 12 months. Your house. LMAO Yuk it up ****boy.

Again. You lost. Period. This is a new season.

30-0


Your house.


When it really counts.

Hold your head high with that win...

:rolleyes:

No kidding.

"Dominant" performance against a Chiefs team that handed them the game from the start.

Yes, winning by SEVEN points was just HUGE! What a trouncing!

You struggled to beat a Chiefs team that had 50 yards passing for most of the game.

That shouldn't have been a one possession game considering how badly the Chiefs offense played.

Your team lost. This is a new season. Ya'll didn't look good and helped the Texans defense to take over #1 in the league. You lost. Period.

You should be proud.





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I'll tell you what's really sad for you, son. You upgraded your QB, your RB, and drafted what looks to be a stud WR. Yet, STILL it took the Chiefs shitting the bed worse than they have in 4 years for you to win. By 1 score. Whew.

231 yards of total offense and 12 points. Yup. Your team is something to brag about. lol

What's sad is gloating after a gifted win.

Let me further reiterate just how terribad it is for you this year. We have a longstanding tradition to immediately ban anyone who shows up after a game to troll that wasn't here during the week. You're still here. And you're going to be for awhile I hope. Because I ain't even ****ed up about you, or your shit team. Good win! That's what you got to do. Take advantage of the moment when far superior teams have shitty days in your house.

Who won? The Chiefs or the Texans? This is a brand new season and JJ is back.
Come up with more excuses. Ya'll didn't suck, The Texans just beat you.

Thanks for emphasizing my point.

As you stated, the Chiefs offense was shit, yet Houston struggled to pull away, only winning by 7.

Is that really a Texans fan? Someone who actually follows and cares about the Texans? I've never seen one of those before.

LMAO Jamjam, lemme ask you a question. When Hill returned that kick at the end of the game did you have flashbacks? Did you instantly remember crying actual real tears back in January? I don't need excuses. I know my team. They didn't show up today at all. On any level. And you couldn't win by more than 7. I feel sorry for you Jamjam. You're gonna have them real actual tears again this year.

Not to forget we served them a big old donut in a playoff game

You're on to the Jet's next week end. I fully expect the Chiefs to go to NY and win that one. I'm looking forward to it as a matter of fact. Good luck to you guys. Hope to see you again in the post season.

I'll bet you do. Until you do. LMAO Best of luck this year Jamjam.

Relative to the margin of victory, y'all got 1.4 points per turnover. That's pretty terrible. But enjoy the win because a win is a win..

From this game forward, I'm a Chiefs fan. I told you guys I like your coach, quarterback, and more. I hope you guys do well. Just not against our Texans. lol
Good luck and enjoy the season. I suspect the Chiefs will have a great season. In spite of this one. The Texans just wanted it more this time.

Texans should win the AFC south. Colts are terrible, Titans aren't good, Jacksonville looks manic-depressive.

Actually, I saw the block in the back. I knew it was coming back before they even called it on TV. It doesn't matter. This is just the second game. You guys will have a very good season. See you guys again. Have a good one.

You too bud. I'm good with your squad because they took Osweiler away from Denver. Good luck the rest of the way.

Houston is easily on my list of teams that I don't hate.

Good luck, and break both of Andrew Luck's legs.

I'm not sure the Parker shouldn't be moved back to cornerback.

He's not very good at safety and he's better than Nelson in the slot.

I'm not gone dude. I'll drop in from time to time to comment on your up coming games. You guys are cool and your team is a good one and fun to watch. Still, good luck, hope for no bad injuries and enjoy your BBQ.

:toast:

And by the way. That was one hell of a defensive game by both teams. Gotta admit that.

If the Chiefs go to NY, they will lose the game by forfeit.

I lived in Houston for years. It's definitely rare.

Yay, one playoff win in 3 years.

I'm sure that's the standard expectation for Denver, New England etc..

My thoughts exactly.

Does that shitty team actually have "real" fans or just fanboys?




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They aren't even in my top 25.




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Is this still a thing? You got 3 people ready to take this action. I don't know how you will do this bet with 3 different people, though.

One of Maclin's best friends died recently, which is why he missed practice last Friday.

It looks like he wasn't all there on Sunday. This is probably why.

Jesus. That's a tough deal and as much as it sucks, I understand. There are people in my life that if I lost them at 40 I'd be a disaster for a few days.

What was the bet again? 1-4? What are we talking, self-bans? I mean sure, but it means a lot more to you guys. Would prefer money, but obviously I can't give it at even money. I've calmed down since Sunday; we're still a bad team, unfortunately, but the 5th game is the Raiders after all.

I don't recall posting in this thread until this very moment, b00b.

Care to elaborate?

They are kind of a strange franchise because they don't have much history. Only in existence since 2002. Most of it is bad history.

in most of Texas they play 2nd fiddle to the Cowboys and I know football fans in Houston who don't even like them.

I also wonder if old Oilers fans became fans of them or are they Titans fans still??

Another reason why you can't assume these players will progress or regress equally across a season like robots.

You asked. . .

09-18-2016 03:15 PM Dagnabit BWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Yes, I'm laughing AT you.



Perhaps you were drunk . . .

i was not, oh wait, you are talking about someone else :D

That was a pos-rep, as I enjoyed your apparent frustration. It was quite comical, yes.

Let me explain how a forum works:

"Posting"....is the act of leaving a comment in the thread.

"Adding reputation" does not actually show up in a thread, and is a private exchange between two posters that the thread participants don't have to read.

All good now?

Thanks!

so who was drunk posting, you or i? :D

Prolly you. I no longer drink.