Tell your co-worker that the local community college probably offers remedial reading courses.

Incredibly rich men always seem to have good luck with the ladies. I attribute it to self-confidence.

Wouldn't that be a,

" Should I take a poll? " poll?

I have a jerb, humble brag poast by OP

If I squint real hard and completely ignore the two dotted "i"s, I can kinda, maybe, sorta see "Dracula".

It's that scam from Paper Moon. But all they had was a fiver. Thanks Obama.

It definitely says Dracula.

"Heyyyy - nice beaver!"

"Thanks,I just had it stuffed"