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Archie Bunker 05-14-2010 12:45 PM

Age: 29
Male
Caucasian
Not religious
No kids
Average Household Income: $25,000
Chiefs Fan
Royals Fan
Mizzou Fan
Shaggy/Long Hair
No Facial Hair
From Missouri
Live in Missouri
Have been to a strip club
Haven't been to a gay bar

BWillie 05-14-2010 12:48 PM

Age: 26
Swinging a big hog
Caucasian
Agnostic
Zero Children/Not Married
Average Household Income: $83,000
Average Median Household Income $83,000
Chief Fan
Former Royal's Fan. Now have no alliance
Kansas Fan (obviously), Chief Fan, Iowa fan, Bulls/Lakers/OKC/NBA Fan
Not bald, no goatee. Just sport burns from side to side.
Live in Olathe, KS
Born in Lawrence, KS. Grew up in Sioux City, IA
Been to many of a strip clubs
Regrettably, I have been to a gay bar, but I did not know it was a gay bar until I was in there.

booyaf2 05-14-2010 12:48 PM

32
Male
Caucasian
Catholic
2 kids-Twins
$80k
Chiefs
Royals
Jayhawks
Bald/Goatee
From KS/Live KS
Been to strip bar
Not been to gay bar

Gonzo 05-14-2010 12:56 PM

I'll do Lumpy's for her since she's not on today.

Age: 18
Female
Indian (dot, not feather)
Hindu
11 children
$0 she's not permitted to work
Chiefs fan
Royals fan
She's not allowed to know what college is
Born in click-clickistan
Live where she's told, with my other 3 wives.
Has not been to a strip club.
Has not been to a gay bar
Posted via Mobile Device

CoMoChief 05-14-2010 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6758810)
I'll do Lumpy's for her since she's not on today.

Age: 18
Female
Indian (dot, not feather)
Hindu
11 children
$0 she's not permitted to work
Chiefs fan
Royals fan
She's not allowed to know what college is
Born in click-clickistan
Live where she's told, with my other 3 wives.
Has not been to a strip club.
Has not been to a gay bar
Posted via Mobile Device

ROFL durkadurkadurkadurka

Lumpy 05-14-2010 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 6758810)
I'll do Lumpy's for her since she's not on today.

Age: 18
Female
Indian (dot, not feather)
Hindu
11 children
$0 she's not permitted to work
Chiefs fan
Royals fan
She's not allowed to know what college is
Born in click-clickistan
Live where she's told, with my other 3 wives.
Has not been to a strip club.
Has not been to a gay bar
Posted via Mobile Device

Damn it, Gonzo! My secret is out. No more furry, curry cooch for u! :harumph:

DMAC 05-14-2010 01:17 PM

Why does everyone put 100K+?

Did you lose count at exactly 100K?

HemiEd 05-14-2010 01:25 PM

Age: 60
male
Caucasian
Protestant
number of children per: 2 (2 grandchildren)
Household Income: Not as much as I need
Chief's Fan
Royals Fan
KU Fan, KSU Fan and WSU Fan, **** you, I will be a fan of as many as I want :D
balding, with no facial hair
From Kansas, exist in Illinois
been to a strip club
never been to a gay bar

Sofa King 05-14-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 6758863)
Damn it, Gonzo! My secret is out. No more furry, curry cooch for u! :harumph:

hey there... you come here often??

Lumpy 05-14-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sofa King (Post 6758885)
hey there... you come here often??

I don't wear my red dot to bed anymore b/c Gonzo has bad aim and I now suffer from eye floaters.

Wait, what was your question?

BWillie 05-14-2010 01:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DMAC (Post 6758864)
Why does everyone put 100K+?

Did you lose count at exactly 100K?

They probably don't want to look like an A-hole and put 2.3 million. How much people make on the internet is alot like asking someone on the internet how much they bench press, how big their hog is, and how good of an athlete they were in high school. They will inflate it every time unfortunately.

DaneMcCloud 05-14-2010 01:55 PM

Age: 44.7
Male
Caucasian
Agnostic
Children: 1 child
Average Household Income: $100k+
Average Median Household Income: $100k+
Chiefs fan
Royals Fan
K-State Fan
Full head of hair (probably considered long by Midwestern standards)
Born in Kansas
Reside in CA
Used to frequent strip clubs daily
Have been to several gay bars (knowingly and unknowingly)

kstater 05-14-2010 01:56 PM

Age 29
Male
Kind of tannish skin
The good one
Not sure
250k+
Chiefs Fan
Royals Fan
for sure a KU fan
balding, looking into getting pubes transplanted to head
Born in Missouri, live in Arkansas
been to a strip club
Own a gay bar

kstater 05-14-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6758736)
Those census fuckers showed up at my doorstep 'cuz I didn't fill out my papers.

Thanks for wasting my money.

Jenson71 05-14-2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 6758921)
They probably don't want to look like an A-hole and put 2.3 million. How much people make on the internet is alot like asking someone on the internet how much they bench press, how big their hog is, and how good of an athlete they were in high school. They will inflate it every time unfortunately.

This is true. To be honest, I only made $1600 last year. Not $2000. And my "hog" is only actually 9", not 11" like I've been saying.


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