I used to think that love was just a fairy tale...

Until that first hello...

Until that first smiiiiiiiiiiiile....

Must not have too many of those female types on the mange...

welcome noob....try the veal...

TeeJ is on a roll today. St Helens must be making him giddy.

Oh, BTW, welcome aboard.

Where's the beard located? ;)

You wouldn't even recognize me since I went clean-shaven last month. Well, that and the fact that you've never seen me to start with. Taking both of those things into account, I'm confident that you wouldn't recognize me.

He's at work now...

You just want a hot blind chick to paw your face.


Hell, so do I...

Welcome to the Planet! Ignore most of the flirting, 99% of us are just being goofy and are easily amused.

Rainman - From the picture you posted here, losing the beard is no great loss.

Hey! My beard was excellent. Other countries from non-hairy cultures would send teams of scientists to Denver just to study it.

You shaved your beard? Now I won't recognize you.

Geez...the way you guys haze the newbies...
Reminds me of that scene in Shawshank Redemption when they bring the new prisoners in for their first night in lock down...
"Hey Little Fishies....Hey Little Fishies..."

Don't worry new guy, it'll be OK.

welcome I just joined a few days ago myself, you better have a good sense of humor on here, there seems to be some really horney guys! hehe haha

I don't know about anyone else, but this new person had me at 'hello.'

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