I had a friend get mad at a bartender once, so he sat calmy in his stool, not acting like anything was amiss and just pissed all over the bar/floor. Evidently a girl sitting next to him felt the backsplash and got all pissed off(heh) and called the bouncer over to try to get him kicked out, he claimed that he was just pouring his beer out because it got warm, the bouncer believed him and he didn't get kicked out.

yeah, I thought I was quite punny with that one.