Ain't it?

I just can't decide if I want to change my title to 'Dartie's doll' or 'Dartie's girl' or even 'Dartie's bitch'... ROFL

You know, in his honor while he's 'away.'

Ain't no sunshine when he's gone...
only darkness every day...

He said he was leaving FOREVER. I really doubt he's reading any of this.

Newbie, we have one of these at least every other day. Give him an hour... MAX. :p

Death of Dartgod

Dart would like to dedicate the following to Meme...
 

Look around you, look up here
Take time to make time, make time to be there
Look around, be a part
Feel for the winter, but don't have a cold heart

And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need
I'm gonna need you

A long time ago I had a lady to love
She made me think of things I never thought of
Now she's gone and I'm on my own
A love song has come into my mind
A love song, it was there all the time

So lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor, making me want you somehow
Oh lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you, 'cause maybe I do

Look around, come to me
I have no answers, but know where I wanna be
I look around, play a part
I was born in the winter and cooled by a warm heart

And I love you best
You're not like the rest
You're there when I need you
You're there when I need
I'm gonna need you

So lady, let me take a look at you now
You're there on the dance floor, making me want you somehow
Oh lady, I think it's only fair I should say to you
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you, 'cause maybe I do
Don't be thinkin' that I don't want you, lady I do

Clap for the Dartgod
He gonna rate your record high
Clap for the Dartgod
You gonna dig him til the day you die

Do Ron Ron and the Duke of Earl
They were friend's of mine
The highway's on my moonlight drive
Snuggled in, said "baby, just one kiss"
She said "no, no, no"
Romance ain't keepin' me alive
I said "hey babe, do you want to coo, coo, coo"
She said "uh, uh, uh"
So I was left out in the cold
I said "you're what I've been dreamin' of"
She said "I don't want to know"
(Dartgod : "Oh you know, she was diggin' the cat on the radio")

Clap for the Dartgod
He gonna rate your record high
(Dg: "Yes baby, I your doctor in love")
Clap for the Dartgod
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(Dg: "Everybody talkin' about the Dartgod's pompitous of love")

Seventy five, eighty miles an hour
She hollers "slow, slow, slow"
"Baby I can stop right on a dime"
I said "hey baby, give me just one kiss"
She said "no, no, no"
But how was I to bide my time
I said "Hey baby, do you want to coo, coo, coo"
She said "uh, uh, uh"
Said I'm about to overload
I said "you're what I've been livin' for"
She said "I don't want to know"
(Dg: "Oh, you thought she was digging you but she was digging me")

Clap for the Dartgod
He gonna rate your record high
(Dg: "As long as you got the curves baby, I got the angles")
Clap for the Dartgod
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(Dg: "It's all accoridng to how your boogaloo situation stands, you
understand")

Clap for the Dartgod
He gonna rate your record high
(Dg: "You ain't gonna get 'em, cuz I got 'em")
Clap for the Dartgod
You gonna dig him til the day you die
(Dg: "You might wanna try, but I'm gonna keep 'em")
Clap for the Dartgod
Clap for the Dartgod
(Dg: "And I got 'em all")
Clap for the Dartgod

Is that what he's going to get when he...

Nevermind.

So now I'm praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive
Cause if I gotta spend another minute with you
I don't think that I can really survive
I'll never break my promise or forget my vow
But God only knows what I can do right now
I'm praying for the end of time
It's all that I can do
Praying for the end of time, so I can end my time with you!!!

All mah Bags are packed
I'm ready to goooooooooooooo

ROFL Wow.... horrible.

:bravo:

This thread is hilarious.

Bob....see, alter-egos can be fun....

the utter shame of hitting on Denise should warrant immediate Hari-Kari if you ask me.

Believe it, Dartie, Sybil KNOWS best!