sitting on a tiolet
pushing really hard
please come out already
dear 12-inch turd

mister 12-inch poo
won't be going easy
forming big ol' horse-shoe
leaving me so dizzy

there goes my baby
floating oh so gaily
time to flush the monster
get the big ol' plunger

0 4 Free Agents
Material for this thread
Good Luck in 'Zona

Splatter up my back
Didn't see the Lid was down
Shoes filling also

ROFL

"Play Doh Fun Bucket"
Not so fun at 'wanian's house
Only color, brown.

ROFL

Why is this thread so funny?

Because poop sells, everyone knows that.

Ode to the Impatient

No Free Agents Yet
Carl Still On his vacation
He can Suk mah baows

The Brown Noise, Part POO: the Spattering:

Its 30 minutes after lunch,
I just thought you should know.
I'm squirming here atop my chair
About to face my well known Foe.

People Look in wonder
and its only the beginning
About to chip some moellers
Busted teeth from Brutal Gritting

Union Meeting Crowded line
No more stopping my behind.
I take me seat and grab a grip
Screw the union, Let it rip.

Explosive recoil,
thunder rolls
Art work Formed
inside the Bowl

I make no claim of value
What this master piece is worth
if it hadn't been half water
It'd be like giving birth

It might seem strange to look,
This one gave me the sweats.
but the spatter in that bowl right there
looks like our friend Bob Gretz

Oh...but It does.

I'm not going that far for your entertainment though.

We already have 30 threads about stupid shit, Ban this terd!

Opps my bad

This made me laugh again.
ROFL

Someone Find a fan
wanian Broke wind again
Open the Window

I passed by this thread 15 times or more......oh why did I have to stop and read it.....:banghead: