You're swishy aren't you. :shake:

OK, would you kiss a woman who had your neighbor's *** in her mouth last night?

He's a "fancy lad."

I'm just trying to protect the kids, dammit! People! Comon!

My God man, it's a blowjob...the holy grail of sexual activity. It's even better when they finish the job and dispose of the batter. You are WAY over thinking this. Sack up and be a man for crying out loud.

man i've killed a lot of potential children....on my hand...in a sock....on my wifes tits....running down her leg...in her womb while she's on birth control...i don't think that makes me a serial killer

I'll tell you what's wrong with that. What's wrong with that is that she's not my wife! ;)

Congrats on getting a hummer 1-2x per week. I've been married damn near 15 years. I'm lucky to get a knobber 1-2x per year :banghead:

WTF is going on here? Protecting the kids from what?

What do blowjobs and kids have to do with each other?

what does that have to do with the price of tea in china?

Exactly. Dude needs an intervention or something.

WTF?!

There are only so many virgins to be deflowered, and then you have to start over.


Just to make sure we're working off the same assumptions, I'm presuming that she does things like shower and brush her teeth.

somehow i managed to marry a nympho that loves to give head...she feels guilty sometimes because she likes to do it so much and sais i am the luckiest man on the planet.

From unknowingly tasting the residue or something like that.