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teedubya 07-05-2005 02:27 PM

you know, they circumsized me without my permission, taking off valuable girth and sensation... Ill be damned if they will take away my seed, also.

Seed the World!

Jenson71 07-05-2005 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by 1adam1238
I should have had it done before my two sons were born.....no child support. But anyway, it didn't hurt at all.....12 years and running well.

Are you f-ing serious?

WolfDawg 07-05-2005 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Ali Chi3fs
ive resorted to banging my wifes ass and her giving me blowjobs... because my next couple of wives may want one of my offspring... Seed the world...


ROFL
Yeah like that's the reason you hit the brown eye.

donkhater 07-05-2005 03:14 PM

Other than the local, the actual procedure was a piece of cake. Even then, the local didn't sting any more than it would anywhere else.

I drove myself home fine. I wore baggy clothes afterward---big mistake. The swelling caused the boys to rub against my thighs and I really bruised them. Once I switched to briefs for some support, I felt a lot better. The only pain I felt afterward was when I had to urinate and that went away once I took a piss.

One other thing. You never realize how much your kids jump on your crotch until you're recoveringy from a vasectomy. OUCH

kufan2 07-05-2005 03:29 PM

get a scrotum support. its a jockey strap with a hole in it. you do not want gravity pulling down on those testicles. good luck.

ZepSinger 07-05-2005 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by apics1
I guy I work with said he was humpin' the next day which we know is bullshit.

Anyway, don't you have to go back to the doctor to release a few "batches" before they will clear you for some booty?

Yep. And I was still loaded for bear in 3 separate, ahem, 'specimens' spread out over a month, before my man juice became barren of swimmers.
Definately don't let 'er loose inside until ya get the All Clear from doc.

Z

Zebedee DuBois 07-05-2005 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by donkhater

One other thing. You never realize how much your kids jump on your crotch until you're recoveringy from a vasectomy. OUCH


No Sh*t!!!

mlyonsd 07-05-2005 04:59 PM

My advice is to find a doctor that will put you out if you think you'll really get nervous during the procedure. That's what I did and went from laying in a doctor's office one minute and walking out about an hour and a half later. I don't remember anything.

My procedure went great, in fact I was up and working around the house the very next day. My big mistake was two days later however when I was on the ATV bucking snow drifts in the ditch. I bottomed out on one and thought I'd split myself down the middle. So scratch off any activity like that for a while.

Iowanian 07-05-2005 05:33 PM

I've not had a vasectomy, but I did sit on my baows this afternoon.

Rausch 07-05-2005 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
I've not had a vasectomy, but I did sit on my baows this afternoon.

Probably less painfull that sitting on someone else's.

NTTAWWT...

KCChiefsMan 07-05-2005 05:37 PM

I'm 25 and I'm considering getting one in the near future to ensure that I never have kids. If I change my mind, I figure that there are plently of underprivaledged kids to adopt

JazzzLovr 07-05-2005 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan
I'm 25 and I'm considering getting one in the near future to ensure that I never have kids.

That's the most intelligent statement I've ever seen you post here.

KCChiefsMan 07-05-2005 07:46 PM

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Originally Posted by JazzzLovr
That's the most intelligent statement I've ever seen you post here.


thanks..... 4321

Phobia 07-05-2005 07:47 PM

I had one but please don't tell my wife. She wants another kid. I'm planning to marry some single lady who already has a boy.

The Rick 07-05-2005 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Lbedrock1
The part i really like is clearing you remaining swimmers. The Doctor wrote me a presciption for sex with 25 refills. I loved the look on my wifes face when she saw that. I had six weeks to fill the prescriptions.

Is this true? :hmmm:


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