Originally Posted by Boozer76
I just wanted to personally thank you all for now bearing my torture that has been the last 5 years of my life! As a die hard Jets fan, I have had to endure the constant incoherant ramblings, the indecisions as to whether to kneel the ball or run it, the clamming up of the offense when they had 1:37 left in the game on the 35 yard line so we could send a weak legged kicker to attempt a FG at a distance that had never been made in the stadium before, the decision to run the ball 4 times from the 5 yard line with less than a minute against the toughest run D in the league, the decision to go to overtime in a meaningless final game of the season when the playoffs had already been determined and we were on the 3 yard line with 3 timeouts, the challenging of plays that were so clearly obvious that a blind man could see (who needs them timeouts anyway), the continuous shifting of all blame to the OC, then the DC, then even trying to punch out the RB coach on national TV which reminds me, the constantly playing veteran players who are injured, slow, past their prime (poor Larry Johnson, but at least priest will win the all time rushing title), or just best friends of his, the embarassment of having to ask his OC whether or not we should accept an obvious penalty.
It goes on and on, but most of all I wonder how long he will need before he hires a clock management specialist for himself named DICK CURL!! Just remember folks:
"It's all about the game. We play the game. Players play to win. We go out to win. Winning is like a peanut. Yeah, there's alot to that peanut. But in order to get the nut, you gotta crack the shell. And yu can't just smash the shell because you might break the nut. You break the nut and there's nothing to play for. Except maybe if you want peanut butter. That's what's great about it. You can think it's all ruined, but then you figure out there's more to that nut. You can make smooth peanut butter, crunchy peanut butter, heck you can even add honey to the peanut butter. That's what winning is. Peanuts!!"
PREACH ON SERMONATOR, PREACH ON!!! Hallelujah I have been saved~!!!!!
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