Dammit Kevin what club are you performing at next, you are as funny as Dennis Miller.

based on both facial expressions, I have to wonder where Jesus' right hand is.

ROFL

This one is rather suspicious:

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/8413/teller7jp.jpg

Take, eat...this is my baby:

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...n05/Clown_.jpg

ok. I'm offcially freaked out

They're easy. They never fight back.

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...estRanger_.jpg

Dude. What are you doing to my tree?

"Are you...are you driving a nail through that tree? I HATE THAT!"

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I.../Preacher_.jpg

Liar! I never said that!

I would too!! Looks like Scott Bakula was trying to crucify our lord.... lord said "uh-uh bitch, I'm puttin a hurtin on thine punk ass!"

http://members.aol.com/JesusImages/I...05/Dental_.jpg

"Sure, I could heal it with my touch, but just for grins, why don't you do it with that six-inch needle and big drill?"

Isn't that the insurance agent in the chair?

I believe you are correct. No wonder Jesus is not lending a hand. He's probably thinking, "suffer, bitch!"

On the insurance agent picture, Jesus knows whether the person is getting a good deal or not. What is his obligation in that situation? Does he tell the person if they're going to live another 50 years and pay through the nose? Does he tell the insurance agent if the person is about to keel over? It seems like Jesus would be in a tough spot in that situation. If I was him, I might just step out on the porch for a smoke or something.