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Iowanian 03-07-2006 10:53 AM

If I were the person sitting next to the Donger as he trimmed his nails, I wouldn't have said anything, unless he left them around or one flicked on me....then I'd have just sprayed a 1 finger Turbo Farmer blow at him and called it even.

Chics do gross stuff in public all of the time...Filing nails isn't much better than trimming, plucking your eyebrows...might as well wax your moustache while you're at it lady.

Brock 03-07-2006 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
You people who are attempting to equate fingernail clippings with excrement and menstrual fluids are pretty messed up.

And 3 inch long eyebrow hair. GROSS!!!

Phobia 03-07-2006 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Bob Dole
You people who are attempting to equate fingernail clippings with excrement and menstrual fluids are pretty messed up.

Do you know what gets under your nails every day? Besides, you lost a vote when you ceased all hygenic activity last fall.

Katipan 03-07-2006 10:54 AM

What the hell do chicks do in public?

Iowanian 03-07-2006 10:55 AM

Time for an intervention, Brian?
 
If End is already resorting to that at his age.....he's a dedicated drunkaholic. I guess thats one way for him to pass the breath test at work....as long as he doesn't fart. The Russian Shift supervisor would smell out his gimmic for sure.

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Originally Posted by Katipan
That's not gross.

I knew a guy that would soak tampons in vodka while still in the appliactor and then insert the tampon into his ass.


Dunit35 03-07-2006 10:55 AM

Yeah, what do chicks do in public that is gross?

phisherman 03-07-2006 11:13 AM

fingernails aren't all that bad coming from a guy who doesn't wash his legs

bp

Bob Dole 03-07-2006 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Phobia
Do you know what gets under your nails every day? Besides, you lost a vote when you ceased all hygenic activity last fall.

Bob Dole didn't cease all hygenic activity last fall. Bob Dole still bathed daily until February 1.

SLAG 03-07-2006 11:30 AM

I got yelled at at work for clipping my nails in the trashcan... Like I make sure my hands are more than 1/2 way in the trash can... now if i have to do it at work i just wait til my supervisors arent looking but i can see everyone looking around to see where those clipping noise is coming from.. hell one girl at work thought it was gross that i was going to drink the milk straight out of my 1/2 pint carton

Donger 03-07-2006 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by trndobrd
That's pretty damn disgusting. Don't you have a home to do that in?

Yes. I'm just not there very often. And, when I'm there, I'm not usually thinking about fingernails.

It's the airline's fault; if you make me sit on at the gate for an hour, I'm going to make use of the time.

Donger 03-07-2006 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Katipan
Were the pieces just flipping all over the floor and the plane or were you collecting them nicely to later dispose of?

No. I wasn't collecting them. They went wherever they went.

Donger 03-07-2006 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Fat Elvis
Why didn't you just scratch your ass and ask the chick next to you to smell your "butt finger?"

It is about the same kind of gross....

Because my ass wasn't itchy.

Katipan 03-07-2006 02:34 PM

thats pretty gross

Donger 03-07-2006 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Brock
I see broads filing their fingernails in public all the time, but I don't get irate about it. You shoulda done your toenails too.

Ha! Hadn't considered that.

Hammock Parties 03-07-2006 02:37 PM

You should have saved them and shoved them in her mashed potatoes later.

FYI the fact that fingernails even grow is horribly annoying. I hate clipping my fingernails. I generally feel the same way about hair growth and taking dumps. All of these things are inconvenient. I just might be the world's laziest person.


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