United States
Albuquerque, New Mexico
San Diego, California
on a sailboat harbored in/ around the Hawaiian Islands

Other countries
Sevilla, España
Jaco, Costa Rica
somewhere in Belize

Big log cabin house near Truman Lake/Lake of Ozarks
Somewhere in the Rocky Mountains
A condo on/near the Las Vegas Strip

Charleston, SC
Gunnison, CO
San Diego, CA

Or worldwide:

Barcelona
Sydney
London

I'm glad all of you want a house near the Lake of the Ozarks. :)

Me I want a couple thousand acre ranch somewhere in Central Missouri.
A place in the Rocky Mountains
A place on the beach in Florida

And you'd think Jesus would be able to spell her name right. It's Teresa, not Theresa.

It's you, and the others who have continued to misspell her birth name, daughter.

Daughter? You are God's Son. And Christians are considered the children of God. Shouldn't you be calling me sister?

Well I have a place in Vegas you can buy, the nieghbors a bitch, but hey...

I would have a place in Vegas (a different place), Maui and Laguna Beach.

The trinity thing continues to confuse some; I should have scratched that.

I already go to all your moms houses.

Bend, Oregon (Would love to retire here someday)
La Jolla, Ca (Only because I am rich, otherwise this could not happen)
Sedona, Az (My wife would kill me if I didn't include this one)

Worldwide -
I agree with those who would rather not buy out of the country although I would prefer to get something (buy or rent) wherever I travelled so I can stay there for 6 months or more to get the "local flavor."
Lucerne, Switzerland is the one exception to this. I have been once and still think it was the most beautiful place I have ever seen.

Instead of a house I wonder if I could just have a room at a hotel. Picking which hotel would be tough though.

How's your lawn mowing business coming along?

North shore of Lake Tahoe, Estes Park CO, and somewhere in Maine.

I have no desire to live outside the U.S.

I didn't think you were allowed back there after that incident with the midget and the donkey.