You could still go to the games, right?

Good point. And my savings on utility bills, cable, and internet would more than pay for the tickets.

How long does it take to cross Kansas on a horse?

I have nothing against the Amish but i delivered cabinetry making supplies to a large Amish community in Arthur, Ill for 3 years and the one thing i'll never forget is the smells in their houses........a mixture of pickling spices and body odor. I also saw no more than 3 reasonably attractive women in those 3 years.

money
the money goes to the church
they pay no taxes

Nor as infuriating.

I'd like to see an Amish "V-Dub: Pimp My Ride" commercial.

They have porn right?

You get to bowl and smoke and drink at the bowling alley. And Blues Traveller comes over and jams at your barn raisings. That's something at least.

All any of us really know about Amish for sure is from the movie Kingpin. LMAO

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Awww damn. forgot all about this. ROFL "We sell quilts at discount price!"

no love for the light bulb, hmmm

I most certainly would never do such a thing.

Yeah, but it's on tintype.

Good point. It would probably help to have a few beers before you go to bed with the wife, considering they typically marry someone from their family anyway.

Hahaha. You've been watching this game for awhile haven't you? I'll bet Oral Roberts has more contempt for the intellect of the general public than PT Barnum.