same reason the Simpson's halloween episode is always after halloween.

Maybe the Academy should have a bump of the year contest?

TO ****ING EARLY

jebus can we p[lease wait until after thanksgiving

What did Santa do before Rudolph? What, this was the first foggy Christmas Eve in history?

I have it. Ruldolph was the mutant offspring of an Afghanistan gang rape.


It is a sickening tale of how the first inserted a battery in the reindeer vagina and then went to town.

I saw that this thread was from 2006, and that I'd posted in it and I was curious what I had posted. As soon as I saw question 2, I knew that this was going to be my post.

I thought Reindeer's and goats were related? Incest too Rudolf?:)

Yeah...this show is one of my favorites:

Additional thoughts:

Yukon Cornelius' stalwart sled dogs include a cocker spaniel, a poodle, a Saint Bernard, a collie, and a dachshund. A Dachsund? Really?

And did you notice that Yukon Cornelius has a Revolver? Whats the problem?
Why is he so feared of the Abominable?

Hermy-Herrbie whatever. Is the only elf without pointed ears. He's also the only male elf with hair on top of his head. This guy has way more issues then just wanting to be a Dentist.

At the end when Santa is dropping the Misfits toys out of his Sleigh, the helper elf drops the blue train, and he no longer has the caboose with square wheels!
What???
Also, the bird who couldn't fly is shown leaving the sleigh without an umbrella?
Could we imply that Santa was able to use his magic to fix these Misfit Toys?

Who rides a a sleigh anymore. Get an SUV.

Greeeaaaat, so now, Dentist is code for bundle of sticks. Why all the dentist hate. Oh, and I'd nail Clarise if I was Afghani for sure! she's hot.

The entire premise of the show is passe anyhow.
1. Obamacare is going to fix all the misfit toys.
2. Herbie won't be able to get into dental school because he's not female, black, or arab.
3. Global warming has ruined any chance of cruising around for weeks at a time on a small floating piece of ice.
4. Yukon Cornelius changed is last name to Hoffman and is prospecting gold in South America somewhere.

Don't forget the Wizard of Oz that was shown once a year. You talk about a violence filled hour that scared the crap out of young kids. Nothing but murder and mayhem and extreme prejudice towards witches. I don't have any problem with hot witches, Elizabeth Montgomery was welcome in my fantasies many times as a young buck.

Damn christians. Christ was not born in December. Quit trying to take over my pagan holiday.

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