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And you figure that at some point he tried to go for a third.

http://www.d12.com/Resources/Alcoholism%20Self-Test.htm

WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF ALCOHOLISM?

The NCADD SELF-TEST



WHAT ARE THE SIGNS OF ALCOHOLISM?

Here is a self-test to help you review the role alcohol plays in your life. These questions incorporate many common symptoms of alcoholism . This test is intended to help you determine if you or someone you know needs to find out more about alcoholism; It is not intended to be used to establish the diagnosis of alcoholism.

Do you ever drink heavily when you are disappointed, under pressure or have had a quarrel with someone?

Can you handle more alcohol now than when you first started to drink?

Have you ever been unable to remember part of the previous evening, even though your friends said that you did not pass out?

When drinking with other people, do you try to have a few extra drinks when others won't know about?

Do you sometimes feel uncomfortable if alcohol is not available?

Do you sometimes feel a little guilty about your drinking?

Are you in more of a hurry to get your first drink of the day than you used to be?

Has a family member or close friend ever expressed concern or complained about your drinking?

Have you been having more memory 'blackouts' recently?

Do you often want to continue drinking after your friends say they've had enough?

Do you usually have a reason for the occasions when you drink heavily?

When you're sober, do you sometimes regret things you did or said while drinking?

Have you tried switching brands or drinks, or following different plans to control your drinking?

Have you sometimes failed to keep promises you.made to yourself about controlling or cutting down on your drinking?

Have you ever had a DWI (driving while intoxicated) or DUI (driving under the influence of alcohol) violation, or any other legal problem related to your drinking?

Do you try to avoid family or close friends while you are drinking?

Are you having more financial, work, school and/or family problems as a result of your drinking?

Has your physician ever advised you to cut down on your drinking?

Do you eat very little or irregularly during the periods when you are drinking?

Do you sometimes have the "shakes" in the morning and find that it helps to have a "little" drink, tranquilizer medication of some kind?

Have you recently noticed that you can't drink as much as you used to?

Do you sometimes stay drunk for several days at a time?

After periods of drinking do you sometimes see or hear things that aren't there?

Have you ever gone to anyone for, help about your drinking?

Do you ever feel depressed or anxious before, during or after of heavy drinking?

Any "yes" answer indicates that you may be a greater risk for alcoholism. More than one "yes" answer may indicate the presence of an alcohol-related problem or alcoholism, and the need for consultation with a alcoholism professional.

I think cadmonkey got about eight of these questions just based on last night.

I always eat my entire meal with my salad fork. That's how I roll.

Barbarian.

Do you do Bar Mitzvahs?

"Is THIS the man who WRECKED the buffet???"

LMAO

Drinking=fun

Drinking+people like this=scary

Well, your not the first person in history to become a drunken mess at your companies Christmas party.

My question is why did you care so much about a girl at work sexing up her boss to punch a hole in the wall? Did you like her or something?

Geez, you'd think that you'd have the whole dinner/salad fork distinction down by 50.

Man do you ever have a normal day at work ever?

Dude you need to get some serious help for yourself. Drinking is going to ruin this time of your life and probably kill you?

How do you think your mother or father would react to this story? I bet they wouldn't think it was funny or "cute". You need serious help.....NOW!!!!

I don't see what the big deal is. You put your fist through a wall. Big deal.

What I liked was the whole x-ray tech thing - like any girl in her right mind is going to be interested in a moron who hits walls.