The Auschwitz Augur...EDIT...too rated R for a dreary Tuesday...

Dang, Mr. 'Hummus' Jenkins.

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The Columbine Chainsaw.......

Dress your partner up in a John Lynch jersey. Give them a reacharound with the promise of autoerotic aspyxiation. When the time for the choking begins, cut their throat with a piece of piano wire.

you need to clear some private messages

That's more than a little over-the-top, don't you think, Hamas?

I don't know how, Mr. Redrum_69.

EDIT: But, before I attempt to learn, you're not planning to PM me a nasty ass mom joke, are you?

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Perhaps :o)

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under "private messages"


nooblet

No, I have a serious question concerning, um, board stalkers.

thought maybe youd be able to help me

Sounds easy enough. What about the mom joke? Do I have your word on this?

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Okay.

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The Warm Carl Weathers. Punch yourself in the stomach so that your stool becomes tarry with blood, and hence, darker than normal. Poop on your partner with a piece of saran wrap covering the landing zone so as to not messy them.

The Scanlon

The Merriman

I think I saw this in "Pumping Iron"

I'll also add, the Greg Robinson: imagine a mixture of Buffalo Bill from SOTL and a 16 year old virgin about to get his first piece.