Hell, just find a Deli.

Mr. Rain Man, sir,

Would it be logical to assume that the Invisible Man is blind, since light rays pass either through or around his retinas, thus rendering the visit to the ladies shower room futile?

Because that might interfere with practice.

The smallest one possible, on your way to a restaurant.

Having dinner with my young attractive housesitter-to-be.

Yes, I do have a Quizno's around.

This would be incorrect, in part because the light is merely being refracted in such a way that you can't see a shark that's two feet below the surface of water, but it can see you, and in part because such a finding would render useless my decades of research into invisibility.

I've been invisible for years. Nobody has ever questioned it.

Why do the Raiders suck?

Why do my kids look like the neighbor .....

What ever happened to former Mavs Roy Tarpley and Fat Lever? Also, do you recall a TV ad from the early 80's starring Reggie Theus? He did some fancy dribbling and explained that you can't do that while on drugs.

What's up with the Black Sabbath featuring Tony Iommi album? Seriously.

I'd answser, but I'm not about to step on Kevin's toes.

He's very particlular about his carpeting...

To maintain AFC West equilibrium with the Broncos, who blow.

Rainman:

This is weird: I have noticed over the last few months that every day at around 10AM, I sneeze.

There is never a day that I don't sneeze.

Here is where it gets really weird...Daylight Savings kicked in...and now I sneeze every day at around 11 AM.

It's not like I know it is always coming...I actually forget everday until I actually sneeze. That's when I look at the clock.

Why does this happen, Rainman?

I think balls has a non-sexual male crush on rain man, yeesh