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Donger 03-27-2007 07:40 PM

An Iowa versus Kansas fight thread? I think I'll go bait the midget and the reerun across the street to have a spelling contest.

PastorMikH 03-27-2007 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Joie
Miles and miles of CORN!!!



Ahhh, the state tree of Iowa! The Corn Stalk!


It does beat the state tree of Kansas though - the utility pole.

Simplex3 03-27-2007 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Ahhh, the state tree of Iowa! The Corn Stalk!


It does beat the state tree of Kansas though - the utility pole.

ROFL

Sully 03-27-2007 08:08 PM

I'll give it this much... it's on the way to Minnesota.

plbrdude 03-27-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PastorMikH
Ahhh, the state tree of Iowa! The Corn Stalk!


It does beat the state tree of Kansas though - the utility pole.



hmmmm...kansas. kansas is the reason all the trees in missouri lean to the west.

BWillie 03-27-2007 08:17 PM

I was raised in Iowa. I don't know why people diss it so much. It's not great, but it's not horrible either. Iowa City is one of the most glorious places on the face of this planet. Plus alot of my friends are there, I miss it sometimes. Minus KC and St Louis, Missouri would suck a whole lot worse than Iowa.

Dr. Johnny Fever 03-27-2007 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by htismaqe
If you were stupid enough to drive through the quite ISOLATED pockets of Amish, you deserve to get stuck behind them...

Like I said we were on a trip. In no hurry. Someone suggested driving through Amish country to see the scenery. The backs of buggies scene grew old fast so we hit the open road the rest of the way. Still no scenery but at least we could move.

Touch a nerve?

Rain Man 03-27-2007 08:23 PM

If I ever won the Powerball, I'd definitely plan a monthlong expedition to Iowa.

BucEyedPea 03-27-2007 08:30 PM

Iowa=slice of middle America
Pretty rolling farm hills of green corn stalks dotted with red barns and cows.
Fun state fair.
But what else is there really? :shrug:

My kid loves it though.

Iowanian 03-27-2007 08:36 PM

beerme doesn't like Iowa Because the Road signs are too tough to read?

It must be a real brainbuster after mastering that "EEE" and "route KK" complex of potholed spiderweb pony express trails they call roads in Missouri.

Iowa is a great place. Saying "iowa has nothing but corn" is kind of like going to the circus and saying they only have clowns"

I laugh at the fat guy complaining about Iowa with his mouth full. Without all of the high fructose corn syrup, your mullets wouldn't be nearly as shiney and full of poof.

ChiTown 03-27-2007 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger
An Iowa versus Kansas fight thread? I think I'll go bait the midget and the reerun across the street to have a spelling contest.

ROFL

Dr. Johnny Fever 03-27-2007 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Iowanian
beerme doesn't like Iowa Because the Road signs are too tough to read?

It must be a real brainbuster after mastering that "EEE" and "route KK" complex of potholed spiderweb pony express trails they call roads in Missouri.

Iowa is a great place. Saying "iowa has nothing but corn" is kind of like going to the circus and saying they only have clowns"

I didn't say a thing about them being tough to read. The ones that weren't covered up by road crews were easy to follow when we drove through about 10 years ago. I did say my wife and I had fun making a game out of the whole "****in' Iowa" thing so it was worth the trip just for that.

And I don't even live in Missouri so whatever about that.

Funny that I can post a thread asking for serious help for my brother's band and it turns into a bash fest because some of the folks here didn't like their look. That was family and friends but it was ok to attack anyway. This is a ****in piece of land. It means something when someone disses something important to you doesn't it.

Skip Towne 03-27-2007 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rain Man
If I ever won the Powerball, I'd definitely plan a monthlong expedition to Iowa.

Over Idaho? You could see potatoes in Idaho.

Iowanian 03-27-2007 09:11 PM

I guess someone's funny bone is broken.

"I don't live in MIzzeruh, Ahm waaaaaaaaaaay over here in Quin-sah!"


Don't blame me about the other thread, Its not my fault your brother looks like Mecca...and he might be hurt that you think thats an insult. His band DOES look like Pirates though....Aaaaaaaaaaaaarg.

Bugeater 03-27-2007 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by beer me
I will say that Iowa is probably better than Nebraska. There... I said something nice.

Sorry, but I'm going to have to kill you now.


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