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A few from 'Better off Dead"
I've been going to this high school for seven and a half years. I'm no dummy. I know high school girls. Now that's a real shame when folks be throwin' away a perfectly good white boy like that. Two brothers... One speaks no English, the other learned English from watching "The Wide World of Sports." So you tell me... Which is better, speaking no English at all, or speaking Howard Cosell? |
Son, you've got a panty on your head.
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Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind." That word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interests. Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom... Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution... but from annihilation. We are fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight!" We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our Independence Day!
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Tonight, we dine in hell!!!
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I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.
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All Abscesses should be drained.
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This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.
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Absolutely stunning quote as he's organizing a surfing competition. FAX |
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The horror....the horror. ;) |
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