Please don't try and be funny.

He's got more humor in his little left pinky toe than you could hope to have, now kind sir - please laugh.

I'll stop trying to be funny if you'll stop trying to make intelligent arguments.

I was wondering what he wanted you try, while you were being funny.

Like the button one of my customers bought for me to wear:

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It is truly some awful drivel, even just hearing it from the other room gets on my nerves.

The most 'chick' show EVAH, nothing but long, boring 'heart to heart' talk scenes with some syrupy, sappy azzed song playing in the background.

Girlfriend loves it so I have been forced to watch it on occassion, but in return she has to watch Black Donnellys, Sopranos, Entourage, and random sports telecasts with me.

I like tiny vaginas.

Especially ones attached to giggly, drunk college girls..

Well, not anymore.

heh...eeewww...

my ex loved that show.

Conveniently forgetting about GoatCheese....

How about Wife Swap, can I get all male "F that"

It's like the same freakin show everytime, just change the characters.

So, I'm here again....... I hate wife swap, extreme home makeover and the stupid tree hugging nanny shows