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TinyEvel 05-10-2007 10:18 PM

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Read it and weep, beeotches!
(on the right) and her sister is on the left.

sedated 05-10-2007 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Going to the local kindergarten just makes you look like a pedophile.

fucking tell me about it.

that bitch started talking about pressing charges

what does a 6 year old know about "charges"?

ChiefaRoo 05-10-2007 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by TinyEvel
Read it and weep, beeotches!
(on the right) and her sister is on the left.


Tiny E. Hook me up with Sissy. I'll Meet you guys in Vegas

Donger 05-10-2007 10:48 PM

One of the funniest moments is my life:

The wife came home from the grocery store. She had a puzzled look on her face. I asked her what was wrong and she said, "Well, I was shopping and I walked past these teenaged boys. They looked at me strangely, so I just smiled and nodded. But then, as I got past them, they started chanting 'MILF! MILF! MILF!'"

In between belly laughs, I explained what it meant.

Hammock Parties 05-10-2007 10:49 PM

Awesome. Fine young lads in training. Sounds like they have a good eye.

Donger 05-10-2007 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GoChiefs
Awesome. Fine young lads in training. Sounds like they have a good eye.

She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.

Deberg_1990 05-10-2007 10:55 PM

So whats your next thread GoChiefs?

A GILF sighting thread??

ChiefaRoo 05-10-2007 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Donger
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.

Did you wax that carpets azz?

Donger 05-10-2007 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ChiefaRoo
Did you wax that carpets azz?

I don't recall the process involving any wax, no. Plenty of carpet burns, however.

KcMizzou 05-11-2007 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

Wow... that's... creative.

Brando 05-11-2007 01:10 AM

I bought a "I love hot moms" t-shirt last weekend. My gf loves it but her daughter thinks that it's "gross."

Chief Henry 05-11-2007 02:56 AM

"Giggity Giggity Goo"

That does belong on a T-Shirt...

kepp 05-11-2007 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Donger
She was actually revolted. I tried to tell her to take it as a compliment, and then she reminded me that I once screwed a rolled up old piece of carpet when I was 13.

She has a way of beating me in argument, my wife does.

Berber?

ChiTown 05-11-2007 07:44 AM

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Originally Posted by kepp
Berber?

astro turf......

Simply Red 05-11-2007 07:57 AM

Hot off the presses.

MILF sighting at QT getting a drink. Hot blonde short hair magnificent butt with tight turquoise pants riding up the turd-cutter.


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