Thanks, Mr. keg in kc. Using the process of elimination, we're well on our way to solving this mystery. We know now that it is not Godzilla or a giant whale. This leaves about 9 billion other things that it could be.

I'm going to say giant Japanese mutant girl.

EDIT: Oops. That'll teach me to post my ideas too late.

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Ill stand by that flick until i die. I think its funny as hell. Especially the songs.

It makes a decent double feature with Hudson Hawk as well.

Going to see it at noon tomorrow.

I loves me some giant monsters.

The Star Trek preview gave me a massive erection.

Also, I found a Taco Bueno near the theater. Just opened. First one down here in Houston (they had 'em everywhere in Dallas)!! :D :D :D

Wait until you see the end.

I'm going to have to see the beginning first.

The monster sounds something like a Lovecraft type of deal. I always thought he had the best monsters. Like Chuchutrain, or whatever he was.

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Chuchutrain? LMAO

That would be one of the Great Old Ones called Cthulhu, Mr. FAX. I believe he was immortalized in this song:

Pardon me boy,
Is this the Lair of Great Cthulhu?
In the city of slime,
Where it is night all the time.

Bob Hope never went
Along the road to Great Cthulhu,
And Triple-A has no maps,
And all the Tcho Tcho's lay traps.

You'll see an ancient sunken city
Where the angles are wrong.
You'll see the fourth demonsion
If you're there very long.
Come to the conventicle,
Bring along your pentacle,
Otherwise you'll be dragged off by a tentacle.

A mountain's in the middle,
With a house on the peak.
A gnashin' and a thrashin'
And a clackin' of a beak.
Your soul you will be a lackin'
When you see that mighty Kraken.
Ooo-ooo, Great Cthulhu's startin' to speak.

So come on aboard,
Along the Road to Great Cthulhu,
Wen-di-gos and Dholes
Will make Big Macs of our souls.

Under the sea,
Down in the ancient city of R'lyeh,
In the Lair of Great Cthulhu
They'll suck your soul away...
(Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu
--- Suck your soul ---
Great Cthulhu, Great Cthulhu)
...In the Lair of Great Cthulhu,
They'll suck your soul away!

by Lawrence Press, Joan Carruth, and David Gellar.

Lovecraft was a great horror writer, but Cthulhu doesn't seem nearly as scary in Plushie form.

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Awesome, Mr. Adept Havelock. Prop things in abundance.

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I thought the movie was entertaining.... but left me disappointed. I'll discuss more once more people have seen it.

2/5

Thank you, sir.

The main reason I'm willing to fight the crowds to see it opening weekend, is to know as little as possible going into it.

(Of course, here I am in a Cloverfield thread. Damned curiosity.)

PM me the ending. I want know if I was correct.

sorry cleveland, but i have to throw the BS flag on that one ;)

This movie looks like the dumbest movie of all time. I would beat off with barbed wire before I saw this piece of shit

I don't know, Mr. BWillie007. Monster movies are few and far between. You take what you can get. The last decent one was The Host and I found it very difficult to believe that formaldehyde could actually cause something like that. Talk about suspending reality.

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