This was the headline on CNN...

So, why did you do it Phil?

Don't give me that "you Kansas folks" stuff Pitt. You're not that far removed from Girard.

The actual toilet in question. I would have stayed in there for two years too.

:LOL:

That's bad ass. Especially since it comes with one of those "Easy" buttons, down on the floor.

ROFL

Kansas woman spends 2 years sitting on a toilet
 

Obviously a Chiefs fan...


http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcont....4ab05be7.html

Kansas woman spent 2 years sitting on boyfriend's toilet

11:06 AM CDT on Thursday, March 13, 2008
Associated Press

WICHITA, Kan. – Authorities are considering charges in the bizarre case of a woman who sat on her boyfriend's toilet for two years — so long that her body was stuck to the seat by the time the boyfriend finally called police.

Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said it appeared the 35-year-old Ness City woman's skin had grown around the seat. She initially refused emergency medical services but was finally convinced by responders and her boyfriend that she needed to be checked out at a hospital.

"We pried the toilet seat off with a pry bar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

Whipple said investigators planned to present their report Wednesday to the county attorney, who will determine whether any charges should be filed against the woman's 36-year-old boyfriend.

"She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body," Whipple said. "It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself."

He told investigators he brought his girlfriend food and water, and asked her every day to come out of the bathroom.

"And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."

The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding that he never explained why it took him two years to call.

Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh. She was "somewhat disoriented," and her legs looked like they had atrophied, Whipple said.

"She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave," he said.

She was reported in fair condition at a hospital in Wichita, about 150 miles southeast of Ness City. Whipple said she has refused to cooperate with medical providers or law enforcement investigators.

Authorities said they did not know if she was mentally or physically disabled.

Police have declined to release the couple's names, but the house where authorities say the incident happened is listed in public records as the residence of Kory McFarren. No one answered his home phone number.

The case has been the buzz of Ness City, said James Ellis, a neighbor.

"I don't think anybody can make any sense out of it," he said.

Ellis said he had known the woman since she was a child but that he had not seen her for at least six years.

He said she had a tough childhood after her mother died at a young age and apparently was usually kept inside the house as she grew up. At one time the woman worked for a long-term care facility, he said, but he did not know what kind of work she did there.

"It really doesn't surprise me," Ellis said. "What surprises me is somebody wasn't called in a bit earlier."

The woman was 2 years into her "I'm not leaving the toilet until Herm and Carl are fired" protest.

bummer the protest ended early without satisfaction

This is like so yesterday's news.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181499
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Nah, it was Western KS.
Probably had a really ratty Broncos sweatshirt on.
Lots of Donko fans out there.

how did the guy not break up with her at some point during these two years?

i want pictures, dangit.

What happens if the toilet overflows?

I would assume this means that toilet had not been cleaned in at least two years....

i wonder if it has even been flushed.

Wow. Two years of dookie piled up to her smelly hole. Too gross!!