ROFL

ROFLROFL

He should quietly finish his snifter of cavasier, and then do it her in butt.

Is that the best you got, Iowanian? Also, it's http://www.cv-us.com/images/courvoisier_logo.jpg

I was waiting for the most obvious, and should be well known Iowanian answer.

Did anyone not know what it was going to be?


"SPARE THE ROD, SPOIL THE BROAD!"

http://www.bgstudios.com/images/Deficiency.jpg

err ...... stand up for yourself?!?!


seriously, she makes you "feel inferior"?



you don't have to fight, don't have to get petty ...... just stand up for youself and don't let her browbeat you.

"yes, i took 20 bucks out of the bank .... it's my money too, deal with!" *walk away*

she only has the power you give her, so don't give her so much.

What did the five fingers say to the face?

He seriously needs to attempt to communicate with her. It has to be in a situation with no distractions and tell her how he feels. If she shuts him down, call a lawyer. Without effective communication, nothing else can happen. He can try to assert himself, but it doesn't sound like he is very good at that.

The other alternative is burn the house down, then she will be pissed enough to hit him. At that point, it becomes a "civil dispute" in which the cops will do nothing. Bust her in the kneecaps with a shovel.

Let me know how option #2 works out.

I'll paint this picture.

This man is about 110lbs. Wifezilla is about 290 and wears nylon stretchy pants. The wife is bossy to everyone and fancies herself the queen of the trailer park. She likely has a small herd of their kids friends who she wants to call her "mom" and tell them all what to do about their problems. The husband is a weaker, meager man who lacks a lot of self confidence. She chose him for this reason. Like prison, once he submitted to her dominance, he's destined to be her bitch for the rest of his sentence. When he stands up to her it'll be a fight as she won't tollerate him being disobedient. He'll speak up and raise his voice, she'll turn into the trailer park, loudmouth sow that she is and beat him down.

he'll cower, lower his head to avoid eye contact...and shuffle into the kitchen to finish the dishes.

he should just go ahead and buy her a strap on, so she can finish ****ing him in the ass before she runs off with an ex con, or a construction worker or something.

to me it sounds like she wants to fight. he should give her one. choke the bitch out and then shove it in her ass, it's what she clearly wants.

well it's made my marriage better, that's for sure.

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Sounds like he suffers from vaginal dryness. He should buy a water-based lubricant and use copious amounts when she's having her way with him.

Two in the ... wait, that's a different finger conversation.