Did you get his permission to post his pic on the internet??


When you departed the plane, did you seek a United Supervisor out and tell them your story about what one of their stewardess's said??


People will always try and scam the system. (Its just human nature) I guess if United isnt going to enforce their own policies, i cant blame these people for doing it??

Meh Rain Man. We got a couple of them guys right here on this bb. Don't fret dude.

I'm not ready to die yet.

What a fat pos, and United does blow ass. I feel sufficated when im in economy as well.

You should've beat his ass and gotten your $29 or whatever from him

Leave me alone!

I think that's Bob Gretz

I'm debating my plan for the return trip. I'm considering the following options for the people who will doubtless do the same thing then.

1. If United won't enforce their own rules, I'll tell each of the people that I "represent United Airlines" and that if they would like to buy an instant upgrade I'd be glad to sell them one. If they pay me $29 each, fine, and apparently the stewardess won't intervene.

2. I'll go sit in the middle seat right next to them and hum "Oh, Susanna" the entire flight.

3. I'll pick one of them, follow them to their car at a dark spot at DIA, and stab them to death. Then I'll write in blood on their windshield, "Next time, pay the $29."

I kind of like Option 1. It's not like United is going to stop me, right? If I can get payment from 10 people, my trip is free.

Eat lots of red meat and drink plenty of strong beer
then mark your territory

I'm surprised you have time to post on the Planet. I mean, how are you going to fit in all of the sights and sounds of Minneapolis in one day? Get out there and see the world!

Shoulda kicked his ass.

MC is out, so I have to finish her proposal. :(

Eww. Well, hope it goes quickly at least.

Yeah. wonder why the Airlines are in trouble. at $29/ea. and not enforcing "free upgrade" .... fire a few Stewardess over this and watch what happens

You should have came up behind him at the baggage deal and kicked him as hard as you could in the nuts and said.....

You know who you fuggin with you you dumb mother fugger????

I am RAINMAN!!!!

And as he is laying on the floor craddleing his tiny nuts-you quietly grab your bag and his his-and then walk out.

Holy Crap...

ladies and Gentlemen....BILL BRASKEY IS IN THE HOUSE!


painting it.