200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

it's a sick world out there. there is something in this story here that i'm trying to figure out.

"Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

if she found the "stuck" substance in her hair and this guy was jerkin' himself next to her, was he going for a second round, or did the original masturbater move to another seat. stuck substance sounds like it had been there a little while. maybe the guy that got caught had moved in cause he saw what was going on and thought he should get in on that action.

Yep,no more high priced salon gels for my mrs

I think Rain Man was complaining about something similar the other night.

ROFL

Sounds like a classic pump and dump.

Even if the lady wins, she'll end up with about $80k while her lawyer puts $120k into his bank account - which is more than enough reason to dump a handfull of spunk atop the head of every lawyer I see on a daily basis henceforth. Make them really earn their $450 per hour fees. Is anybody with me?

that doesn't make any sense. She wakes up with a "stuck substance" on her hair and see's a man masturbating. Ugh....

Wasn't there an episode of Nip/Tuck in which they used that substance in one of their face creams, no pun intended.... :toast:

she's lying, probably wouldn't swallow.

its just hair gel... get over it!

http://pspstuffnjunk.proliphus.com/i...meron_diaz.jpg

Gives new meaning to the term Economy Plus.

Was the pilot Glen Quagmire?

Giggity, giggity, goo...

This is exactly what happens when people don't sit in their assigned seats.

Fortunately, they got a good identification of the perpetrator. Here are some pictures of him.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1205644576

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attac...1&d=1205644813

On second thought, it can't be this guy. He has no testicles.

This why we love you, QT. You're just so sensible.