Maybe you don't really love the MG Midget, Mr. Rain Man. It could be that you just enjoy the Chrysler Conquest.

FAX

So, he's attracted to 'cute' cars. I'm assuming small cars are cute to him.

I wonder if he's ever molested bigger trucks...or if they're just too butch for him.

"Oh my thilly little Ranger Splash is all I ever need, that F-250 is just too much man!!!"

Gives new meaning to "Le Car".

but does he turn their cranks

http://new.music.yahoo.com/videos/--50828023

Queen
I'm In Love With My Car
Written by Roger Taylor

The machine of a dream, such a clean machine
With the pistons a pumpin', and the hubcaps all gleam
When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
With my hand on your grease gun
Mmm it's like a disease son
I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
Get a grip on my boy racer rollbar
Such a thrill when your radials squeal

Told my girl I'll have to forget her
Rather buy me a new carburetor
So she made tracks saying this is the end now
Cars don't talk back they're just four wheeled friends now

When I'm holding your wheel
All I hear is your gear
When I'm cruisin' in overdrive
Don't have to listen to no run of the mill talk jive

I'm in love with my car, gotta feel for my automobile
I'm in love with my car, string back gloves in my automolove

I really dont know what to make of this article..... some of the things people do these days is just out there...........

This gentleman needs to seek professional help.

He has. He said that he's "had" cars on the showroom floor.....



"Excuse me, sir. That's really not what I meant about taking her for a 'test drive'."

Just shocked that nobody posted this yet.

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"Fill 'er Up" LMAO

A construction worker named Doug
Enjoyed giving cars the love hug
But he let manners slide
When he said to his ride
"Hey Baby! C'mon show us your plugs!"

FAX

I think you were going for, pedalphilia?

Every time I've been screwed by a car it was in the dealership financing office.

he's the Wilt Chamberlain of car ****ing....

he must be exhausted