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Deberg_1990

05-29-2008 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 4774305)

You know that he doing this so people will stop calling him gay.

Ummm...nothing has changed in that regard....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/2008...4_a510c70eaa8c

The couple has kept a decidedly low-profile. Indeed, until news of the impending spawn broke today, there had been virtually no clue that the two had made sweet music anywhere other than the recording studio.

This will be the first child for the 29-year-old Aiken.

Foster, whose age is not public knowledge but has been pegged at 50 in some published reports, was married once before with no children. According to court records, her split from hubby Lou Leeds Levy was finalized last year; she filed for divorce in October 2005

Joie	05-29-2008 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 4774305)

Well so the gene pool getting even more shallowed. You know that he doing this so people will stop calling him gay.

Doesn't having the child via artificial insemination just confirm that he's gay?

BWillie

05-30-2008 02:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4773823)

I want no part of any children. If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection. The thought I might be responsible for another human being TERRIFIES THE LIVING SHIT out of me. I'll double-bag it, insist on birth control, and morning after pills. Hell, I might just go get snipped now.

Life is weeding you out. Ain't Darwinism a bitch?

Hey, I don't want kids either. Not until I'm like 50. I do have a desire to impregnate some woman but not until I am very very very old.

What is the deal with both Clay's not admitting they are gay? Clay Aiken repeatedly tells everyone he's not a flaming homo. I think that is just because he grew up a Southern Baptist.

BWillie

05-30-2008 02:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Joie (Post 4774372)

Doesn't having the child via artificial insemination just confirm that he's gay?

Definitely. If you are friends with a chick since you are 10, and you haven't fucked her yet. You are gay. I don't have chick friends, I just have chicks that I haven't slept with yet. And if I do have chick friends, let me assure you it's by accident and there won't be any long term friendship associated unless she is putting out.

ClevelandBronco

05-30-2008 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4774802)

...Not until I'm like 50. I do have a desire to impregnate some woman but not until I am very very very old...

I hope to dance on your grave some day.

"Very, very, very old" indeed. I'm not there yet, but I'm very, very, very close.

BWillie

05-30-2008 02:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 4774810)

I hope to dance on your grave some day.

"Very, very, very old" indeed. I'm not there yet, but I'm very, very, very close.

haha, i don't really mean that 50 is old. 50 is the new 40 they say. I'll probably bite the bullet early, I'm thinking about 37. Massive heart attack or something like that. I wouldn't bet against you outliving me.

ClevelandBronco

05-30-2008 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4774811)

haha, i don't really mean that 50 is old. 50 is the new 40 they say.

You know who says that crap? 50ish guys who miss being 40ish.

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4774811)

I'll probably bite the bullet early, I'm thinking about 37. Massive heart attack or something like that. I wouldn't bet against you outliving me.

I'd make the bet if I were you. :huh:

ClevelandBronco

05-30-2008 02:29 AM

BTW: I have a daughter who just turned 6. I'll be 49 in July. She keeps me artificially young. I highly recommend having children later in life.

Fire Me Boy!

05-30-2008 05:26 AM

Whew! I thought for a second we were going to have another Raiders fan in the world.

alanm

05-30-2008 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4774802)

I wonder if this confirms the flaming rumor. LMAO

Fat Elvis

05-30-2008 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4773823)

If I ever start having sex I will be incredibly careful about protection.

Don't worry, you won't have to worry about protection.

Phobia

05-30-2008 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 4773969)

I don't really know how to respond to that. I could do a lot worse as far as fathers go. I've never been physically or verbally abused.

One time when I was a teenager I faked being asleep in an attempt to get out of church. My acting was so effective my father thought I was dead, cradled me in his arms and patted my face while desperately repeating my name. I know he cares about me a great deal.

I don't blame him for raising us as Jehovah's Witnesses. That's how he was raised.

I have no doubt your father cares about you. Somehow you lack many of the characteristics inherent to a man. I won't rehash them. You know your faults. I've already been more cruel than is tasteful for me on this thread.

RNR	05-30-2008 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 4774803)

How old are you? I am guessing 15 or 16

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