80% water 10% tea 10% whiskey(with water ofcourse)

I usually avoid the cock big gulps. They're watered down. I like my cocks strong and full of flavor. And they definitely can't be flat.

You avoid the burn with fountain pop.

I can't get the stuff down fast enough. That may be why I am a little over weight.

OMG that shit is funny.

gtfo of this worthy thread then you ****ing hippies! :)

My first drink is always very small, so I can confirm that no dead rat bumps up against my lip.