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Originally Posted by cdcox
(Post 5046105)
Each fan base gets to contribute one fan to coach. I nominate Mecca and ??? The only Bengals fan I can think of is BenglasRulz.
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I don't know, Mr. cdcox. No offense or anything, and Mr. Mecca knows a lot about draft prospects and stuff, but I don't think his halftime speeches would do us a lot of good, "Okay guys, we're down by 3 but it might as well be 153 because you're nothing but a bunch of scrubs and total asswipes that never should have been drafted in the first place. You there! Quarterback! You suck and you'll never get any better. Hey, you! Running back guy! You don't have any legs and your pea brain couldn't remember a play if I wrote it on your dick with a permanent marker. And where's our center? There he is! You hike the ball like it was your mother's tit. I'd tell you to grow a pair but they'd come out your chin and your helmet strap would give you a hernia! Okay. We're not going to win this game, that's obvious. And we're not going to win any other games either, so let's get back out there and pretend like we give a sh*t because I sure as hell don't."
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