Thanks The Todd.

I'm glad that I'm married so I can at least get a little action. When I was single David Spade followed me around for a night. The next day he came up with the line, "couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a bag of bananas."

I always say something like
"Honey, I finished the bathroom remodel today" or "I got the tile you wanted in the entry way done" or "I know I've been working alot, but I've got to make some coins to put the deck on this month" "Mom called, I guess today is my birthday"

Romantic shit like that.

I'm holding out hope words won't be required, and the anniversary roses I sent to her work today will do the talking for me.



Tiny probably says "Soooooo, Bambi....just how bad do you want to be in this new PSP commercial? My friend with the camera and I run this little website...."

Which one is SR?

http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/e...crazy_guys.jpg

Wild and crazy guys
 

Enjoy a mcrib!

Well, I've been married for fifteen years so opening lines go like this...

1am: (Roll over....slight nudge) say "You awake?"

"I'm not wearing any underwear"

I bet it would work for dudes too.

I usually start any conversation with someone I want to sleep with by licking my eye brows.

I used to say, "Hello."

Magic. Effective more times than not.

Not so much...

We're probably going to need a picture to verify the effectiveness of this line. Some troll saying this = not so much.

It was just a suggestion. Wear nut huggers all you like. We love sweaty balls.

? Wha?

So, you're a girl huh?

I've been told I have the cool sexual prowess of a Romulan.