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MOhillbilly 12-26-2008 09:29 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefFan (Post 5328036)
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."


Live it, learn it, love it.

some women there aint no pleasin.

Brock 12-26-2008 09:30 AM
My advice to you is to find someone a little nicer.

stevieray 12-26-2008 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefFan (Post 5328036)
"If mama ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."


Live it, learn it, love it.
translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.

Frankie 12-26-2008 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 5328044)
translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.
Once upon a time I bought my Ex a gold necklace for her Birthday. She opened it, faked appreciation and politely said, "Thanks, but from now on if you buy me gold, don't buy anything less than 18 carat." That's one of the main reasons she is my EX.

BigChiefFan 12-26-2008 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 5328044)
translation: be pussywhipped...if it takes material things to make momma happy...she isn't happy anyway.
It was said in jest. Santa called, he said he forgot to leave your sense of your humor the other night.

stevieray 12-26-2008 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefFan (Post 5328067)
It was said in jest. Santa called, he said he forgot to leave your sense of your humor the other night.
I returned Santa's call, and he said you need to work on your sarcasm.

Alphaman 12-26-2008 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5327942)
Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.

Seriously? :spock: You just NOW learned that lesson? :doh!:

BigChiefFan 12-26-2008 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by stevieray (Post 5328126)
I returned Santa's call, and he said you need to work on your sarcasm.
...and I thought Santa and I were tight.

stevieray 12-26-2008 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by BigChiefFan (Post 5328139)
...and I thought Santa and I were tight.
LMAO

:thumb:

Mr. Laz 12-26-2008 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5327942)
Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away so we played some video games and my wife went to bed. She didn't seem mad then and it was so late I didn't even think about it. Well we sat around for about another hour and I headed to bed.

What was learned…..? On Xmas eve you shouldn't let drunken neighbors in your house.
dude ....... :shake:


women are seldom really mad about the obvious shit. It's always some hidden Zomg crap.


it's like one big cluster fook of emotion that men can only grasp the edges of and hold on for dear life. LMAO

blueballs 12-26-2008 10:50 AM
everyday you spend living in the same house
you should use pine cones for toliet paper

Phobia 12-26-2008 11:00 AM
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Originally Posted by MikeMaslowski (Post 5327942)
Well...I found out what she was really mad about... On Xmas eve my drunk ass neighbor came over at about 1 am. I am not the one to turn people away
Actually, you are. At least in your wife's eyes. You chose your neighbor over her. Don't ever do that that again.

kregger 12-26-2008 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5328173)
Actually, you are. At least in your wife's eyes. You chose your neighbor over her. Don't ever do that that again.
You really are Dr. Phil, Aren't you?

Sweet Daddy Hate 12-26-2008 11:07 AM
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Originally Posted by RJ (Post 5327629)
Like the old joke......

Buy her a pair of flip flops and a vibrator.

If she doesn't like the flip flops she can go **** herself.
ROFLROFLROFL

Bugeater 12-26-2008 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by kregger (Post 5328178)
You really are Dr. Phil, Aren't you?
Yikes.


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