So was it a boy or a girl and did you smoke a cigar when you were done?

Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls.....

:fart::Bartee::whackit::whackit::whackit:

When I was hiking down the 4 Mile Trail from Glacier Point in Yosemite and about a mile and a half down I realized that I had to shit worse than I ever had before.

So I sorta found a spot that was not close to any trail so nobody would see me.

I was about 50 yards away from any trail and I proceeded to shit with a 2 girls 1 cup like consistency.

It smelled so bad. Immediately I heard people all around groaning and complaining about how bad it smelled, from that far away.

So I was too embarrassed to just walk out...so I had to wait it out next to the stinky ass shit for like 5 minutes until I thought the coast was clear. Well it wasn't and as I plopped back onto the trail, there were some people walking by covering their noses and giggling at me.

Nah that wasn't your shit...that's just normal chargers fan smell. They always say you can smell one a mile away.

ROFL

Another awesome shit story.

Some guys had their car stuck in the mud. They tried to take it out but nothing worked. So they slept in the car and decided to try and figure something out in the morning. One of them sneaked out and took a poo by one of the tires and buried it under the mud.

At morning, they sought help. The dude who came to help, just like any other person, tried to dig around the tires to try and push the car. His first word after digging the right rear tire "WTF is that".

He had shit all over his hands. Got in his car and left without a word.

Hard to tell the difference between your 5 lb shit and one of mecca's draft assessments
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mine smells better.

One of my favorite poo stories was one day I was in a stall in the mens room at work and at the other end of the row of stalls I could hear the mexican cleaning man cleaning out one of the toilets and I could hear him saying in spanish. "Why? Why? Why?"
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ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Remind me to tell the story sometime about my visit to a coastal Mayan village. During the tour, the afternoon's "authentic cafe food experience" took its toll.....being in a location with no running water, no obvious place to go, I slipped into one of the dirt floor wigwams some of them had left unoccupied. Just as I was finishing business, the tour guide and 40 strangers entered that part of the tour. That was the point that I realized the shallow hole in the floor was no outhouse at all. I was squatting over the chicken cooking spit, and dumping into the family cooking fire pit.










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.Ok, that might not have really happend.

dear lord that could have been shitier than Bucking's situation.

This has the makings of a "weirdest place you ever took a shit" thread. Or a "shitting your pants stories" thread.

I don't have thread starting access so if someone wants to.........
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I think Claythan just started one