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Gonzo 02-19-2009 08:40 PM
Enjoy spontaneous fertility...

Gonzo 02-19-2009 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bevis369 (Post 5508642)
:Poke::Poke::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit::whackit:
PBJ:whackit::whackit:PBJ:popcorn:PBJ:whackit::whackit::whackit:

RJ 02-19-2009 08:47 PM
missinDThomas, when you went to the hospital, did you wear a tuxedo?

Mark M 02-19-2009 09:04 PM
Ahhh yes ... nothing like an over-sharing n00b.

;)

I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball time while I spend time with my basket-sized balls ...

or something.

MM
~~:eek:

sedated 02-19-2009 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark M (Post 5508816)
I get to have this done March 20th -- at least I timed mine with the NCAA tourney so I can have three days of uninterrupted basketball
I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.

Mecca 02-19-2009 09:09 PM
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Originally Posted by missinDThomas (Post 5508712)
the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape
If you weren't such a hairy bastard you wouldn't have a problem.

Iowanian 02-19-2009 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 5508584)
I had surgery done once by a doctor who performed his own vasectomy.
I had a neighbor when I was growing up who was a vet. She performed a Vasectomy on her husband at home.

His taters were rumored to have swollen to the size of a volleyball.

She delivered her own kids at home too and was out working sheep later that day.

Mark M 02-19-2009 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5508827)
I'm lucky I have vacation time.

I love the tournament and all, but I'm not sure I would sacrifice my testicles for it.
Well, I had to get it done anyway, so what the hell. Better than doing it over Christmas.

I'd cringe every time I heard "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire ... "

MM
~~:shake: :eek:

Johnny Vegas 02-19-2009 09:13 PM
R.I.P. twinkle in eye

Rain Man 02-19-2009 09:13 PM
I'm saving my reproductive capacity for when some great male plague strikes down 99 percent of Earth's males. When I'm called upon to serve my country by helping to recreate the population, I will patriotically rise to the occasion.

Bugeater 02-19-2009 09:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by missinDThomas (Post 5508712)
the worst part of the whole thing was they tape your junk to your stomach and then have to rip the tape off your short and curlies and your shaft skin. that sucked. i think they used duct tape
WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really ****ed up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. **** that.

Mecca 02-19-2009 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5508844)
WTF? The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me, some of you have really ****ed up doctors. I remember someone on here awhile back saying that they had to shave their own balls. **** that.
Some people shave their balls to begin with...

sedated 02-19-2009 09:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 5508844)
The nurse rolled my wang into the blanket that was covering me.
worthless without pics

luv 02-19-2009 09:17 PM
Slowly backing out of thread....

Bugeater 02-19-2009 09:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5508845)
Some people shave their balls to begin with...
Sure, but when my insurance company is paying good money for the procedure I'd expect my balls to be shaved for me.

Quote:
Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5508851)
worthless without pics
Eh...not really.


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