"Nice tape on the shield, Lancelot"

What?????? They're banning me from WOW, those bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Agincourt? I'll take the French and give the points.

Brah, this new battlefield is so awesome. It's like Field of Dreams, but with virgins instead of baseball players.

Who was the guy in the OP calling? This girl:

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"...piss off dunlap? WTH is that supposed to mean?"

"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!"

Some people are resorting to new and inventive ways to improve their cell phone antenna.

Let's see, that was F R E E C R E D I T R E P O R T . C O M .....

"I must delete these texts before I go out to the movies with Holly."

Hey man you got that 8ball ready for me when i leave this hell hole?

To Hogfarmer'

Please quit texting me !

I have NO NEED for a bag of boar cum!