Or is it just that he is making a special point to announce it that makes it seem politically incorrect?

I think it's just funny cause he's drunk.

My guess is there maybe some story behind the post later today. Like maybe some black dudes saved him from some mexican trying to beat him down or something like that... guess we will have to wait until he regains conciousness

Hmm?

Dude, just be happy is was 'black people' and not something else...reading this now (sober), I'm surprised I was so reserved. I'm actually proud of myself.

you guys want to hear something funny?

So I'm in a softball league back *home* (where I grew up, went to high school, etc...don't live here anymore)...I play pretty well because I'm ****ING badass (duh)...we all go out afterwards, of course...

Anyways...

We get to the townie bar (last stop of the night)...and a friend of mine I haven't seen in years is there and, being drunk, I'm like heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey s'up dude!

Right as this happens...

I double take and notice my EX EX (REAL EX) as in girl I dated for years sitting RIGHT THURRR....we both like notice each other (not in good terms) and uh...I'm not sure I can explain it...

It's like I saw her, she saw me, and immediately we both did one of those...look behind you and pretend it didn't happen things...

So naturally we play the cat and mouse game afterwards...fortunately my friend Andy has A REALLY hot girlfriend who allows me to do anything to her...so I can make Amy (ex) very jealous by doing weird things to Andy's girlfriends butthole...

Anyways...eventually ex corners me by the bathroom and gives me a hug (?)...and for some reason I decide to act civil (maturing?)...but at this point (1:30 AM)...I realize there is no way I'm hooking up with anyone and chances are I'm just going to get angry because this girl never drinks and I'm never supposed to see her out because of that...so my friend Steve (just got off work) is there and about to leave so I hitch a ride to my mom's (out of town) from him. Genius idea on my part.

And then I bitch to him about how the first girl I had sex with is by far the hottest girl I've had sex with and I'm not quite sure why I broke up with her to settle for a bunch of slutty 7s...and iiiiit's true...I've went downhill since this girl...WAY downhill.

I would set a goal to have sex with this girl one more time...but she is simply too smart to ever let that happen. She is my kryptonite...the only girl that gets to me...AND I HOPE SHE DIES.

oh but on another totally awesome note...my friend on my softball team (is my sisters age, so 5 years older than me)...took Amy's sisters virginity (and I took Amy's)...so every time we see Tiffany or Amy...we get to laugh and high five because we infiltrated that family with our penises...so that's pretty awesome.

You young pups wont remember a Johnny Horton song back in the late 50's entitled "I hate (insert N word)". It was a hit in Mississippi, Louisiana maybe but never went national, thankfully. Truly disgusting song.

Most of you will say WTF is Johnny Horton. . .

"North to Alaska, Sink the Bismark, et. Al"

Things are great now that we are civilized and no longer racist.

no, but I was almost rejected entry from a bar because of this story from last week:

Apparently I told this dude in a car I was going to suck his dick...and somehow that made him REAAAAALLY mad (not sure how someone can take those words and want to fight, but whatever)...so apparently he got out of his car...and I kept provoking him with gayness...and according to friends he charged me...to which I responded with...pulling my pants down, all of the way, and jumping up and down with my little peen flopping around. According to Steve, I did this in front of 20 high school alums (who were much younger than me)...ROFL

So if you ever want to prevent yourself from being hit (all of my "boys" were ready to kill this guy after he hit me which makes me bleed with confidence in these situations)...just take your pants off and do jumping jacks...works like a charm.

But in reality...I wish I had received more than a 'don't get too drunk tonight or you're not allowed back in' warning...because seeing the ex made me very depressed...so depressed to where I saw another ex and the words "I've been DEEP inside of you" didn't even come out of my mouth...first ex totally takes me off of my game and makes me a giant pussy. I wouldn't even chocolate/vanilla her...too much respect.

Play a game of Social Slayer on Halo...you'll see how anti-racist we REALLY are.

Pics plz.

Well... you're an idiot.

(Imagine this being 14-17 when we dated...ohhhh man! You caught me in a good time usually I don't post pics...)

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-...32702_7119.jpg

god she's staring me in the face right now...DEVIL. I don't like girls who have this effect on me.

Ooooh **** yes. Quoted for posterity. Photoshoppers start your CS3 engines.