Damnit!!! I still haven't found the $2 coupon for Honey Nut Cheerios. I'm still a failure.

ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz:ZZZ:

"Life sucks, wear a helmet."

America just needs to get off the drugs, off their asses, off food stamps and get their lazy asses to work.

I work 60 to 70 hours a week-I get tired of all the sob stories-stfu and do Something!!!

these young people and their rap music and their no respect for anything!

Get the **** off my lawn.

Hold out for the free 3 piece KFC.....



So many things in that article ring true.

It cracks me up when ever 50 somethings say young people don't have care/respect/knowledge of anything, then i see the same people be the same idiot/racist/lazy/401k/waiting for retirement assholes

Hey, you might just have a working theory on how to solve the overpopulation issues we have.

I started following the guy who wrote this on Twitter.

"When I take another player's chess piece, I not only like to physically knock it off the board with my piece, I like to rape that piece too."

"I went to a frat party at a cooking school once. It was ****ing WILD. I must have pastry bagged at least 12 beers."