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Tits McGee 05-17-2009 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5772709)
This is why I love Chiefsplanet. I'm constantly learning something here.

Note to self: don't **** with Bison.

As an aside, I wonder if you could erect a spit over Old Faithful and put some bison chunks on there or something. Did ancient* Indians do this?






*joke
They don't lose their burst, like some Chiefs we know.

tmax63 05-17-2009 02:41 PM
Hey Bwana, don't be hating on buffalo Bill. I'll bet you don't like being disturbed doing your "constitutional" either.

BigOlChiefsfan 05-17-2009 02:46 PM
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Park workers fired after peeing in Old Faithful
How very you're-a-peein' of these rocket scientists. Now Old Faithful smells like a bus depot. Kick 'em out of Montana, they can move to Oakland and fit right in.

Bwana 05-17-2009 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by tmax63 (Post 5773056)
Hey Bwana, don't be hating on buffalo Bill. I'll bet you don't like being disturbed doing your "constitutional" either.
Heh, you're right, but he was "hangn out" for 5 minutes before he decided to do his duty. Bad Bison!

Delano 05-17-2009 03:23 PM
http://ohmygov.com/blogs/general_news/oldfaithful.jpg

I weaseled my way into the Xanterra employees only pub during my last trip to Yellowstone when I found the other options at midnight in Yellowstone to be quite boring.

After that experience, I could easily see 95% of the male population of Xanterra employees pissing in a geyser if they had a chance.

Bwana 05-17-2009 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Delano (Post 5773203)

I weaseled my way into the Xanterra employees only pub during my last trip to Yellowstone when I found the other options at midnight in Yellowstone to be quite boring.

After that experience, I could easily see 95% of the male population of Xanterra employees pissing in a geyser if they had a chance.
Yep. You have every tree hugging granola crunching bunny hugger within 1200 miles working in the park.

bevischief 05-17-2009 07:05 PM
I thought that was a perk for working there...

JOhn 05-17-2009 07:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5772629)
Very lucky.

You have morons like this and people that think the Park is a giant petting zoo. Much to the horror of several tourists every year, bison are not only wild and have a nasty disposition, but can move very fast. ROFL

"Johnny, go stand next to the bison and I'll take your picture." "ON SHIT!"
Hey It WASN'T ME!!!!


But there is a dumbass like that every year.
Speaking of which, the tourist are in full swing here in Cody...all heading to yellowstone

JOhn 05-17-2009 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Bwana (Post 5772789)
I was driving between Idaho Falls and Billings two weeks ago and went through West Yellowstone. About 5 miles outside of town heading toward Big Sky Ski Resort, there were a bunch of them standing in the middle of the highway.

I was drving my F250 V-10 Super Duty 3/4 ton with the deer smacker bumper and drove right up to them. All of them moved with the exception of a big bull. He just stood there with a dumbass bison look on his face three feet from the front of my truck.

I rolled down the window, mother ****ered him up, yelled, waived my arms, honked the horn...nothing. This went on for about five minutes and about the time I was going to "help him off the road" he took a big dump and slowly walked off into the ditch. Useless bastards.
Oh shit, tell me ain't so???
I watched a guy do that in Yellowstone 2 years ago....Bison got mad and gored his radiator Bison 1 Dodge Caravan 0 ROFLROFL

JOhn 05-17-2009 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5772851)
Damn! I would keep those eggs locked up in an airtight container.
And at least 20ft up in the air. Griz's can reach pretty high, and an "airtight" container ain't shit to them.

Hammock Parties 05-17-2009 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5773445)
And at least 20ft up in the air. Griz's can reach pretty high, and an "airtight" container ain't shit to them.
The trick is to keep the grizzlies from smelling it. I don't want them anywhere near the eggs, where presumably I am also staying, you know?

JOhn 05-17-2009 07:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5773446)
The trick is to keep the grizzlies from smelling it. I don't want them anywhere near the eggs, where presumably I am also staying, you know?
Griz's are know to co after food, that is in a cooler in a sealed up car. They CAN STILL smell it. A 1200lbs bear can really f up your car.

That's why you always store your food at least 50 yards from your camp hanging high in a tree, and NEVER EVER sleep in the clothes you cook or eat in, as they will smell the trace odors left on your clothes.

Hammock Parties 05-17-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5773455)
Griz's are know to co after food, that is in a cooler in a sealed up car. They CAN STILL smell it.
Wow. Frightening.

Bwana 05-17-2009 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by JOhn (Post 5773442)
Oh shit, tell me ain't so???
I watched a guy do that in Yellowstone 2 years ago....Bison got mad and gored his radiator Bison 1 Dodge Caravan 0 ROFLROFL
Trust me, I figured the nasty tempered hairy bastard might try that, but I not only have a heavy duty bumper on that rig, but it also has a full heavy duty grill guard. He may have taken a swing at that, but there was no way he could hit anything that would bring the truck down.

If the said tatonka would have taken a horn swing at my rig, he would have found out that a 3/4 ton with a V-10 has a lot more power. I would have just pushed his fat hairy ass off the road, given him the one finger salute and been on my way.

Iowanian 05-17-2009 08:18 PM
I'm not going to lie.....I can see why that was a tempting idea.


Hell, I'd like to pee off of the top 10 highest bridges in the world. I'd like to piss off of the top of the grand canyon. I pee'd in the snow on the top of Mary Jane Ski resort.....

If I was 20, working a summer job in Yellowstone, I can see how that seemed like a better idea than it turned out to be.


When they're 30, they'll be laughing with friends around a bonfire about the time they got fired from Yellowstone for pissing into old faithful.


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