I am not writing a column in the newspaper or Life magazine, I am writing on ChiefsPlanet....do you think I give a shit about possessive nouns and contractions? Please..:rolleyes:

lol please don't tell me he did a bit about his parrents dying and hate mail. I know Carlin picked most jokes dry, but come on

yea he did. I didn't think that part was funny, its not like I laughed at everything single thing he said.

He spends it stealing them.

Comedian Dane Cook has been evicted from his Los Angeles apartment after he lost his appeal against a lawsuit from his landlord.
The actor was hit with legal action alleging he allowed his pet dog to defecate on the land surrounding his West Hollywood home.
The lawsuit, filed in April, claimed the comedian had ignored three warnings from the building's owner about his chihuahua's dog poo.
Cook returned to court last week to appeal the case, after he was slapped with an eviction notice by the Los Angeles sheriff's department.
In his defense, Cook claimed eviction would cause him "emotional hardship."
But the unnamed landlord has won the dispute, citing a swarm of complaints from neighbors that the dog, named Beast, is leaving his mess in the common areas of the apartment block.
According to the New York Post, Cook has just purchased a $7 million home in the Hollywood Hills to move into.

Almost anybody else.

The best comics are self self effacing. The comics that act "cool" usually aren't. The majority of Cooks audience seem to be broads aged 15 to 25.

Oh well he is still hot IMO and I like watching him perform. I don't care about his dog or his eviction, that is not my problem...Of course if he can afford a 7 million dollar home he doesn't exactly have problems.

Jealous? sounds like jealousy to me.

of course you are

what? you always say that what the hell are you talking about?

I do? Hmmmm....

explain yourself woman!

what nobody has explained, BG, is that Dane Cook (and Carlos Mencia as well) have been busted out stealing jokes from other comics.

hence the hatred for him here.

I caught some of the Cook special last night, and he didn't seem to be doing his usual running-around-like-a-hyper-6-year-old-on-a-sugar-rush thing. It seemed to be in a smaller venue, and the camera was unusually zoomed-in and still for a stand-up act.

But, like usual, I didn't laugh once.