Now see, you're a bully, because you think I'm a mental midget, and are picking on me in hopes of making my brain hurt.

I never claimed to be a role model....

If he's looking down on you get off your knees.

This bugs me even more than the lesbian craze going on right now. Since when did this anal sex thing become popular? I hate to tell all of you closet homos, but the butt isn't made for penile insertion. It's made for excrement evacuation. Perhaps all the needle dicks out there find it's the only way to get any type of reaction out of a woman in terms of sexual involvement, but it's just plain gross to get excited about stuffing your wang in a keester. Even the ancient Greeks/Romans didn't do that. It was all "in-between the thighs" sex. And if I was a chick, and some dude wanted to stick it in my butt, I'd pull out the 9 inch dildo from the night stand and tell him that if he wants to, he gets it done first and see how much he enjoys it.

Just goes back to the 10/80/10 sociological concept that 10% of the population is pure heterosexual, 10% is pure homosexual and the other 80% is somewhere in-between.

ooo what kind of antibiotics is she on?

Does the squirting of sperm in the poop chute feel different from the drizzle of jizz in the love grotto?

isn't that a myth?

Your name is Diaperboy? Appropriate.

It's not about homosexuality, it's about doing something that's taboo. Some people like that. So I've heard.

Antibotics **** up the pill but little else.

Sorry about your uncle touching you in the naughty place... that and your ignorance about Greek/Roman sexual practices...

ROFL

Some people like humping goats. That's taboo. It doesn't make it right though.

And having a chick use Mr. Happy on your butt first just makes it chivalrous, understanding and even more taboo.

I've never felt the squirting of sperm in my poop shoot and I don't have a love grotto for the drizzling of jizz (fyi, I prefer the term "steamy strawberry love cove"), so I can't really speak on that.

Say, come to think of it, why are you asking me?!?

From a guy's perspective, I actually prefer the vagina at the point of orgasm, because if you've operated the machinery correctly, you can share the sensation. Not that I haven't done it the other way. err, I mean, heard people tell me about doing it the other way (cough, cough), and it can certainly be a good thing, too.

Yes, because ****ing a woman up the ass is just like ****ing a goat. Let's not forget that all gay men are pedophiles, too.