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tooge 06-11-2009 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Johnny Fever (Post 5832409)
I hope only once. Needless to say I don't leave anything where he can get to it anymore.

Edit... I left my car/work/apartment keys on the coffee table Saturday while I took a nap. I found them under the refrigerator Monday evening.

OK NOW I don't leave anything on the coffee table.

Dude, you have a ferret?

El Jefe 06-11-2009 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ziggysocki (Post 5832522)
I poured a 32 ounce Royals mug right down the vent cover of my Dell and it was off but plugged in. Pulled battery immediately and took apart and dried with hair dryer. Waited 3 days, put battery back in... FOOBAR. Dell warranty replaced power supply, wireless nic, ram, hd and optical drive. Had 3 months left on warranty and got a new laptop at no cost...lol. All thanks to my trust Royals mug.

You mean FUBAR? F'ed Up Beyond All Reason

El Jefe 06-11-2009 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 5832590)
Dude, you have a ferret?

No he has a "domesticated" weasel.

Mr. Plow 06-11-2009 11:32 AM

Ok. I have used a small amount of air to make sure there was no water under the MB. I then put a small fan blowing on it constantly and used the wifes blow drier.

All looks dry. Recommendations on how long I should wait before putting the beast back together and trying to power it on?

morphius 06-11-2009 11:36 AM

I had water get spilled on my laptop once, seemed within 24 hours it was okay again.

rockymtnchief 06-11-2009 01:22 PM

One trick that works for wet cell phones: Do not turn the power on, put phone/laptop parts in a box of dry rice. The rice draws the moisture out.

morphius 06-11-2009 02:15 PM

And no matter how dumb you may feel, you are smarter than this guy...

http://www.startribune.com/nation/47726052.html

Joie 06-11-2009 02:23 PM

This is where you cash in on what I call the Sippy Cup Warranty. You know, the extra little warranty that you got from the store when you bought your laptop to cover the unforseen-like your toddler dumping her sippy cup on it, a ferret knocking Coke on it, and of course you knocking a glass of water onto it.

You did invest in the Sippy Cup Warranty right?

Mr. Plow 06-11-2009 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by morphius (Post 5833052)
And no matter how dumb you may feel, you are smarter than this guy...

http://www.startribune.com/nation/47726052.html

Or this guy......



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Originally Posted by Some Random Computer Site
I decided this weekend to try and quiten my PC by following some other members lead and going down the water cooling road. The fans on my PC were really starting to drive me mad

The first thing that I did was to remove all the fans. The one on the processor and graphics card were no problem but the one in the power unit was a bugger to get out.

The most difficult part was sealing all the ventilitation openings in the PC case with silicon. I also put silicon all around the joints on the PC case. The smell of silicon was dreadful but when my wife complained I told her to be patent as it will be worth it when we have a completely silent PC.

Because I had completely sealed the PC case the only opening near top was the DVD drive. So I opened that and put the small hose I had purchased specially for the job into the DVD drive as far as it would go. With what I can only describe as great excitement and anticipation, I turned on the water. It really is amazing just how long it took before the case was complete full, and boy was it heavy. That didn't really bother me as I didn't intend to be moving the PC anyway.

The big moment had arrived so I called in my wife and mother in law (who was visiting) and I announced "prepare to hear nothing!" and flicked the switch on the socket on the wall.

Before I could even press the power button on front of the PC, with a loud bang, the whole place was plunged into darkness

I knew that it was only the tripswitch so I told my onlookers not to panic and I ran out to the hall to turn the trip switch back on. But can u believe it, it wouldn't stay on. After five attempts I decided to try unplugging the PC and would you believe...yes the trip switch stayed on. My conclusion: the PC must have in some way been causing the problem.

After about an hour of tries I finally decided to abandon the whole idea of water cooling and emptied the water out of the PC, put back in the fans (except the fan in the power unit, I had broken that one getting it out) and tried the pc AGAIN. IT STILL CAUSED THE TRIP SWTICH TO BLOW!

My PC is completely buggered thanks to stupid suggestions that I got on this site. What the hell am I going to do now. I spent two hours last night with a hair drier inside the PC case and it still trips the switch.


MOhillbilly 06-11-2009 02:25 PM

:spock:wanna hear about stooopid? i just seen a drunk lady fall 15-20 feet off a ravine back of the property. i get over to her and she is yellin "HALP!" "HALP!". i tell her help is on the way and she says ' i don needs no ****in HALP!'.

friggin hobos.

teedubya 06-11-2009 02:27 PM

Yeah my wife ****ing spilled Chocolate milk in my work laptop a couple months ago.

♪♫ "She's buried right in my backyaaard, oh yeahhh!"♪ ♪ ♫

bevischief 06-11-2009 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5833076)
Or this guy......

ROFLROFL

Frazod 06-11-2009 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5833076)
Or this guy......

Oh my god ROFL

Fish 06-11-2009 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Plow (Post 5833076)
Or this guy......

I don't understand why it didn't work........

LMAO

Joie 06-11-2009 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 5833219)
I don't understand why it didn't work........

LMAO

Moreover, why didn't SOMEONE in his family point out that he was a dumbass and might end up electrocuting himself.:spock:


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