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loochy 07-08-2009 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by L.A.Chieffan (Post 5887284)
One time I rented Lord of the Rings for my kids. I didnt find out till later that somebody slipped the hardest, sickest, porno ever made into the box. Back Door Sluts 9.

BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!!!!! That's even more hardcore than Crotch Capers 3!

Did you have to explain to the kids that it sometimes feels good when men make love to all of a woman's orifices? Did you have to explain that is something a couple can do in a comfortable setting with good friends? Did you have to explain why there was a man slapping midgets covered in thousand islands dressing?

Mr. Wizard 07-08-2009 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish (Post 5887522)
browbeaten: to intimidate or disconcert by a stern manner

oh, Mr wizard HAS experienced that sex act. :mad: she just didn't tell me she was going to browbeat me.

Mr. Wizard 07-08-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 5887537)
BACK DOOR SLUTS 9!!!!! That's even more hardcore than Crotch Capers 3!

Did you have to explain to the kids that it sometimes feels good when men make love to all of a woman's orifices? Did you have to explain that is something a couple can do in a comfortable setting with good friends? Did you have to explain why there was a man slapping midgets covered in thousand islands dressing?

"BACK DOOR SLUTS 9" is that a new home improvement series? Mr. Wizard needs to know.

Kyle DeLexus 07-08-2009 01:31 PM

One of the teachers at my school was the assistant football coach when our team won State in '84, he brought in the "game film" one day for one of his classes to watch and it ended up being some old 80's porn. He said "his brother" must have recorded over it. He had to send apology letters to all the students in that class and got suspended.

Then that year they fired our football coach who took a 0 win team and turned them into state contenders every year and this guy that shows porn in class keeps his job.

OnTheWarpath15 07-08-2009 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Wizard (Post 5887545)
"BACK DOOR SLUTS 9" is that a new home improvement series? Mr. Wizard needs to know.

It's about this young handy-woman that replaces Nzoner's screen door.

For the 9th time.

Mr. Wizard 07-08-2009 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by OnTheWarpath58 (Post 5887551)
It's about this young handy-woman that replaces Nzoner's screen door.

For the 9th time.

oh, thanks, Mr. Wizard and family will watch it then.

googlegoogle 07-08-2009 01:36 PM

google her name then hit vid.

it's just her playing with herself.

Bearcat2005 07-08-2009 01:36 PM

Not as hardcore as "Big trouble in little vagina"

manchambo 07-08-2009 01:41 PM

This pisses me off. Poor woman makes a terrible mistake, apparently calls this douche "Joe" crying and hysterical trying to fix the mistake and asking him to destroy the video.

"Joe's" response? Give the video to the news and give a worthless interview. Then he suggests his kids need counseling because they saw a chick rubbing her nub. And then of course the News shows the video on TV. **** you Joe, and you too, TV News.

sedated 07-08-2009 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by phuqtardphuqtard (Post 5887569)
google her name then hit vid.

it's just her playing with herself.

I wonder why she recorded herself rubbing one out?

Mr. Flopnuts 07-08-2009 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 5886995)
Here is her email: [email protected] I emailed her and asked if I could have a copy.

LMAO Holy ****.

Mr. Wizard 07-08-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by phuqtardphuqtard (Post 5887569)
google her name then hit vid.

it's just her playing with herself.

Its' all blurry, how can Mr. Wizard figure out how to fix the back door if everything is blurred out? :(

Mr. Wizard 07-08-2009 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by sedated (Post 5887594)
I wonder why she recorded herself rubbing one out?

Mr Wizard understands this perfectly, what if one forgets how, that video could hold vital information!

ChiefJustice 07-08-2009 02:25 PM

Awww Hell....

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KCUnited 07-08-2009 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by loochy (Post 5887537)
That's even more hardcore than Crotch Capers 3!

Crotch caper, is that like a pussy dingleberry?


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