uh, eww

What are you wearing?

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sad

I used to pay for insider wwf information. (was a big mr perfect fan)

lies

No, and I don't really see the point. I guess it would be more for lonely people that just wanted to talk? It wouldn't really turn me on I don't think to talk dirty to some stranger on the phone. I feel the same way about chat lines... meh better things to do.

ROFL

Once, by mistake. I called to see what it was but they switch you to the "pay line" without really telling you. I hung up after like 30 seconds but they have a 1 minute minimum charge so it showed up for like 5 bucks on the phone bill. :/

Paid for it?

No, never paid for it.

ROFL

i didn't have that kind of money so I would have to get creative and use my speak and spell unfortunately it would filter out bad words but it would say "I will blow you're candle out" but you had to cover up the spaker on the "candle Out part" I was also suprised it blocked the word cock when there was a rooster in the barn yard collection of texes instrument toys/

I'm thinking maybe me and the wife will take our cell phones to bed tonight. I'll give her a call and ask her to talk dirty to me.